Spaztic m0nkey

RandomNESS

2009-01-14T23:13:00.003+08:00

Hi to all HOTNESS and COOLNESS of this wonderful planet!!! Gabe just had 3 cups of coffee and i'm feeling high ^^ ... And right now i feel like Holding someone in my arms and just SQUEEZE that someone... u knoe wat i just feel like saying this to you... yeah u the one who is reading this , even if ur a guy =) "I EFFIN LOVE YOU" thats all for now... *bounce bounce*

Everybody Loves G.A.B.E =)

2009-01-10T15:41:00.004+08:00

*we love GABE!!!* =)

When i say everybody loves GABE i literally mean it.. Joe Flizzow, Marie Digby , James Blunt , Kyle patrick , Joe guese , and Ethan mantzer thank u all for loving gabe . Gabe loves you all too =)..

i wanna say thanks to gabe for this vid and i mean it GABE made tis all Happen =) here's another vid by GABE productions

yup and tis is him GABE the LOYAL PLAYBOY =) .. MY CLONE ^^ but i aint a player just a pimp =)

ok just smth random i saw from matts blog.. ever watched the korean show called "the 1oo pound beauty"? tis totally reminds me of it .. or even mayb smth like "beauty and the beast"

TOUCH MY BODY BY MARIAH CAREY

now take a look at this HOT babe !!!!

TOUCH MY BODY BY MARIAH CAREY

Because You're So Beautiful

2009-01-03T01:53:00.009+08:00

If only i could write a beautiful love poem. I would write special and only to you; Because i miss you more than you even know it.. I had to go simply because i didn't know how to tell you , i don't know if you care ; i want to say I love you but i didn't dare.. I was keeping a distance from you fearing that you will not feel the same way as i do for you. You do not know how hard it is to see you but cannot care. There's nothing i can do but to secretly stare from afar.

If only i could write a beautiful love poem i would write it just for you and you alone.
You are beautiful in my eyes
You are so beautiful that i would even take a bullet for you
You are beautiful that i would die to have a girl like you

At times i just tear along with the rain drops
and to wash this feelings away
if only it was that easy
i wouldn't be feeling this today
I really do Love You

I guess i love the way she laughs
the way she shower her kindness
the way she smiles =).
I simply love the way she cares and put others first
and the way she comforts me.

I love how she looks no matter what she wears because you're simply beautiful to me
I love how she's smart and helpful
I love how she talks
I love the way she holds me when I'm sad
I just simply love everything bout her!!
I'm crazy over her!!

When i fall asleep a sweet dream comes into my mind, but when i open my eyes; the dream leaves my mind, longing for my sweet dream to come true every night. Everyday i try to recall me dream, but i really cant remember a thing, One day i tried to get sleepy to remember the dream that i had. I've fallen asleep but i don't seem to remember a thing!!

I somehow know that the dream will come true in the future. It welcomes the dream full of life the next day, It cheers up lives to have a sweet day, i wished to have the sweet dream on a pleasant day. Because a deep sleep is the cause of many dreams , as i thought to myself. i pray to God to make my sweetest dream come true, and i continues to pray to God. At last my dream came true and it was a dream of Y.O.U!!!

sorry not much pics peeps.. its 3.20am and i'm freaking tired ^^

I don't want to be a pimp. I just wanna be your pimp =)

P.R.O.M

2008-12-26T00:03:00.036+08:00

On Thursday ,the sunshine was upon my face; with the rays of the sun glaring at my face i continued to sleep soundly till bout 10 i guess... Than it was off to the guys house *my so called style advisor* so the two of them came and practically threw everything they had on me; dressed me up just like a Christmas tree.. yup yup.. OK lets just cut the whole long story and junp to the pictures i'm dead tired right now LOL!!! okies enjoy the PICS man...

Before Prom.. marilyn and i were cam whoring.. the usual me don ask me why

IF u NOTICED my poses are all the same jus different direction LOL!!! Creative ma.. Dont u think soo?? =) hahahaha

THE GIRLS!!!! Dee, Marilyn , and Yi wen... Hot?? yeah i knoe .. Don be jealous peeps ^^

Guess who?? Its a secret if i tell u i will have to kill u.. Are u willin to die?? *evil laughs* MUahahaha

OMG i saw CICAK MAN!! I'm serious

U see i told u it was the Cicak man...

THe Boss and the Secretary in Action.. AGAIN!!! Only she looks much hotter here.. She's so hot she burnt 2 holes right in my mask can u see it ??!! lol.. ok tat was lame ><

I knoe i knoe.. Just keep ur mouth shut.. dame i look effin SPAZTIC here crap

DEE WEI!!!! I miss tis gal the most man.. i tell u she's simply the best.. and she's DEElicious!!!

Now u knoe y i miss her ?? ^^ hehe

I Came I saw I conquered .. YUmmy Yummy

She came She Saw She said " u don gimme eat i beat u upside down i tell u" and yes i got conquered..

Back at the hotel room.. Bout to go to MOS while waitin for the gals to change.. I was strightening my hair ^^ cool??

she saw me and i pretended like i was singing... lalalalala

MOS .. SPOT ME!!! I look like a tortoise here man... a Spaztic one.. XD

wen and me... DAme I don have any with Dee.. WTH!!!

so after all the clubbing and dancing we headed back to the room... Met some guys named Aron and Daniel.. Pretty nice fellas.. and guess wat peeps??!! Yeah i knoe i got drunk AGAIN!! like 3 times tis week... SHit i cant drink for nuts man.. ok don laugh but tis is me DRUNK

Nvm Noob on training course!! I'll b better some day. i promise =)

while doing tis post i'm not drunk just half dizzy ^^ wheeee ok good nite peeps and Blessed Christmas

AWARDS NIGHT 08

2008-11-18T13:56:00.031+08:00

Last Day of School which was our School Awards night.. I'm lazy too type too many things so i'll just upload some pictures ^^.. having a really bad headache.. For the sake of updating my blog..

My bro and I

Meet D.A.D

Grandparents DAD's side... Notice they all look intelligent?? lols except for me tat is ^^

Irving Chan..

Mr. OH

ME, Ash , Ben my teacher

That dude behind me is a FAG.. JO Gan

ME and the FIsh man

chong hong

i like tis piture.. Me and Short Black Dutchman meet ETHAN who comes from a family of Dutchman.. No kidding. ^^

That's my other teacher. Mag

Ben and shorty

Tis are the SMall KIA's that i have to look after

me and Liz

*Speechless*

John

Black Justin timberlake

GAY LORD

Gay LOrd's friend

Dad and YOungest bro

meet mommy and daddy and my bro

MY OTHER EMO BROTHER

Mom!!! lols.. no comments

ok hope u enkoyed the picture.. that's all for now need to rest or else my head will explode.. nitez

You're BEAUTIFUL

2008-11-11T12:51:00.007+08:00

Just so you know that you are beautiful from my point of view. At times you are simply so beautiful that i would stop a bullet for you too; I would even die to have a girl like you,you are beautiful the way you walk the way you talk you are beautiful even when you smile, you are just simply beautiful.

I look through the window and i see the beautiful blueness in the sky
which reminds me of your big beautiful blue eyes

i look at the bark of a tree and the brown that i see there
is the beautiful browness of your hair

i look at the ocean as the wave rips
and i see beautiful roundness to your beautiful hips

i listen to the radio and with every station choice
i hear the beautiful sharpness of your beautiful voice

because you look so beautiful and sound so beautiful ;
i could never be brave enough to ask you that question

10 ways to propose to a girl you love

2008-10-12T21:15:00.002+08:00

Just remember guys, all this is done on one knee! And don't forget the Ring!

"My mom says i should marry you..."
"My dad says the same too."
"My Grandmother also said that"
"So did my auntie"
"Even my dog barked so *Marry her woof woof*"
"... I agree with them :)"
"Marry me mou? Dont shy shy la..."
"I could never really find you till i looked here *points to heart*"
"I've spent so much on the ring already, marry me lor?"
"Please?" (its the magic word, works all the time. Trust me...)

If all these doesn't work. Then you have to add some romantic lines at the end like...

Because nobody makes me feel the way you make me do.

My legs feel like jello and my knees like goo

My face blushes red, and my lips turn blue

Because i really want to marry you.

Marry Me??? *Puppy dog eyes*

but if it all still doesn't turn out the way you wanted it to be then say some cover-line like "Boleh jadi kakak saya ah?"

*Sigh* my poor future wife...(she'd better not be reading this. Amen! )

S.H.I.M

2008-10-12T18:23:00.015+08:00

As you all know that medical equipments are advancing day by day but somehow we've became too advance check tis out...

THAILAND (S.H.I.M)

TAIWAN (S.H.I.M)

SINGAPOREAN (S.H.I.M)

KOREAN (S.H.I.M)

CHINA (S.H.I.M) *not too advance over there i guess*

AND JAPANESE (S.H.I.M) *if i didn't know that that this is a SHIM i would have fallen in love*

If I didn't know they were guys I might just fall in love with them DAme!! Pictures like these just makes you doubt the girls around you now if their really 'GIRLS'... *are u sure that your girlfriend is a GIRL??* ^^

MIss Universe or Mister Universe??

Don't simply date a girl without actually seriously knowing who that girl WAS!! A famous pick up line would be...

"No matter how you were before in the past, what I love is who you are now."

Don't go and say that until you are totally confirmed that she's really a she man

How to do u distinguish a SHE from a HIM??

Check the throat, look at the "ADAM'S APPLE" because only guys have it, so that's how you can different shape the guy from the girl .... just in case you don't know what an Adam's Apple is.......

yup tis is an "Adams Apple"

and tis is NOT a WOMEN

Now now now you should'nt have doubts about all girls.... just, be cautious XD you can never be too sure

HOT?? YEAH i know tell me bout it... I didn't say that this is a HE but rumors has it that tis WAS a He so go figure it out ^^...

Well there are some successful surgeries but there are also some that aren't successful take a look

TaDAAA!!!

if you think these are bad enough wait till you take a look at this one

MWAHHsss!!! "me so HORNY baby...."

OK STOP!!! This aint no SHIM.... He's my bro and he aint gay he just gets all hyped up when he sees a SHIM walking on the streets ^^ ... a tribute to my friend fro this post..

ToDAY!!

2008-06-14T07:57:00.002+08:00

*walkie static buzzing* e....ell.....eelllooo..... can you hear m....mee??? LOL OMgoodnessss its a SAturday mornin people!!!! I've never felt so EXITED, HAppy , Worried , Sad , anxious ,curious , and crazy in my whole entire life!!! its CRAZY!!! yesh i'm leavin in like 5 min from now and i'm stil blogging... =) I'LL MISS YOU GUYS; Every SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO IS READIN THIS!!!!

I'LL BE BACK!!!! TIS is SPAZTIC ya'll ....

I'm gonna go to NS with my own theme.. "i came i saw i conquered " yesh i knoe it can mean many things XD... i'll updated in 3 months time ...

the Funky Spaztic - Monkey is out!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE Nyani Poot poot!!!!

*MUAKZZZ* ^^ bye

PISSED!!!

2008-06-13T02:41:00.002+08:00

For the first time in my blog i'm FUCKING PISSED!!! AT MYSELF.. I just feel really stupid... LOL!!! Anyways as most of you know tat i'm leavin for NS (National service) tis coming SATURDAY you can contact me on my cell at 014-3338721/ 012-6332377 only on weekends so yeah....

Btw those of you who attended the dinner just now i really do appreciate you all for showing up... sorta felt bad tat i didnt get to mingle with any of you...

i cant sleep ppl!!! *screams* its 3 am over here right now and i jus got back like 10 min ago...

Don really have the mood to blog bout my dinner and outing tonight... but i will SOON!!

peace..

2008-05-13T14:30:00.005+08:00

"Tan Hong Ming In Love"

I really find this so cute... couldn't help it but to post it up ^^.. Even at a young age kids falls in love.. This vid clip reminds me of the times i used to be in love..

Love is unpredictable and uncontainable but its reliable and infallible. Love is both right and wrong. Love is weak and strong. Love is good. Love is pure. Love is very real indeed for it is everywhere. Love is also sure. Love is jealous and it can sure be selfish at times too. Love is pain. Lvoe is lost. Love is gained. Love is everything. Love plays a big role in our lives. Love is beautiful & fair. Love is great as it gives us a feeling of being wanted. Love is demanding. Love is sacrifice and at the same time Love can be shitty

I don't know how to tell you
I don't know if you care
I want to say I love you
But I don't even dare

It's true you may not love me
But I can't help the way I feel
I don't know why I feel this way
But I know this feeling is real

You don't know how hard it is
To see you but cannot care
There's nothing else that I can do
But just to secretly stare

At times I just tear along with the rain drops
And try to wash this feeling away
If only it were that easy
I wouldn't be feeling this today... I love ya for who you really are.

I love the way she laughs
the way she shows her kindness
the way she smiles.
I simply love the way she cares and put others first
the way she comforts me.

I love how she looks
I love how she’s smart
I love how she’s helpful
I love how she talks
I love the way she holds me when I’m sad
I just simply love everything bout her

I love her name
her eyes.
I love her confidence in everything she does
and her encouragement.

I love the way she is
I love the way she cares for me
I love our precious time together
I love her sweetness
I love that I love her so!

The most wonderful thing about the Curse of Cursing... ^^

2008-05-04T13:22:00.004+08:00

Ever had a day when u feel so down?!... so low... like the world has transformed into Holland??... u feel da pressure of the entire ocean mounting on ur chest... and u feel... really really shitty??...

Or perhaps you ever had a moment when u feel like u want to kick everyone's ass... especially when they piss u off... u feel like giving them this really tight slap which will make their jaws sore for da entire week...

Ever had a time when u think u r going to win but ends up losing?... u feel really stupid and so irritable...

Ever had a second;when u feel So freakin happy bcus ur dreams came true... u won some lottery or ur crush just asked u out...

Ever had an hour where u are on the L.R.T. and suddenly this hot chick/hunk mistook you for her friend and claps her hand on ur eyes behind u... only to end up buying u a drink later bcus she feels embarassed and sorry...

Ever wondered why most of our friends and peers uses the word FUCk ??
well... sometimes... to express urself in such extreme situations of joy or anger... it can be really hard... at least for me... and thats y... for me to cope with life's unpredictability...
I've come to thank this word "FUCK" a lot. in all the above situation... dont u wish u can just shout out loud... FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck is like the greatest English word ever said. i mean, english is the most widespread language... but... not all words are known... try going to Mongolia... trust me... those ppl thr will still know the word "fuck" compared to "how are you?"...
still a lot of ppl are skeptical bout this beautiful and practical word... they tend to associate it with negative thoughts... which incorporates the literal meaning of the word.. "sexual intercourse"...
but the also fail to realise tht this word's usage has been extended so dramatically over the past few decades that it is used in many various situations rather than just for its literal meaning...

BENEFITS of "FUCK"

Superb stress relief.
great way of expressing anger or joy.
great way of describing something (eg: that goal was so FUCKING great! or that guy was really fuck up.)
great way of cursing at ur friends without sounding too rude. (eg: fuck you man...)
allow ppl to know when u r really pissed. ("can u pls shut the FUCK up" as compared to "can you shut up" or "pls lower your voice")
it inspired FCUK and they have great jeans and tees.
it avoids road fights and road accidents really. you can always release some rage by saying "fucking bastard... dont u have ur fucking eyes... cant u fucking see... fucking mo@#$rfucker... dogfucker... cat fucker... anything fucker" instead of driving ur car right into their face or go down get into a fist fight.
it sounds good. fuck. The word FUCK is the sweetest thing i've ever heard

*I FUCKING love you ALL ^^ ~~ Mwahhs~~ *

JUST FOR LAUGHS

no one ken to ken to sivmen
no I can't forget this evening
nor yon clees toju maliveh
or your face as you were leaving
when i gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
but I guess thats just the way the story goes
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
you always smile but in your eyes
yon sorra shoo
your sorrow shows
yes ee shoo, ooo
yes it shows

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

I can't live
I can't give anymore

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

ken lee
I can't give
ken lee meju more
I can't give anymore

[L].[A].[L].[A] PART II

2008-04-10T20:04:00.014+08:00

LALA Part II

Name: LALA #1

i have problems communication with this guy because he speaks very softly like a Retard and as usual the hair will be covering his rotten eye due to extreme usage of hair-gels. Notice he is acting cute like a faggot and trying to make a move on me, I have to restrain myself from assaulting him during an outing with some fwens.

Gabe: good day Lala1

lala1: harlow...ni hau..u tok hua yue ma?

Gabe: i can but i would like to continue this conversation in English so that other people can understand us Lala: nono le...me england no good...coz hor at skel last time me feil england wan ma...for wat lern england?...redbox also i no sing england song. cuz hor i only like CHina songs

Gabe: why not learn how to speak proper English? isn't it an important asset for us as we need the English language to work in the real world?

Lala1:aiya....no ned le...i pro hua yue ma..me wok als no need

england

ma...

Gabe:Would you mind telling me what kinda work doesn't need English?

LAla1: yer...me play super-dancer-online n dota ma...i play eday u noe..no ned

england

wan me tel u

Gabe: those are online games, not jobs...can you speak louder? *i cant hear nuts* anyways as far as i know, you need to type in english even in online games right?
Lala1: yer me std

england

enuf lo..me awiz go forum pos many typing wan ma...u c tis forum (WWW.LALAFORUM.COM) ...ter ter i pos me pics hor n ask ppl rate me lo..i tel u ah...muz rate me gud u noe..if not hor i sad sad wan =.= ^^
Gabe: WTH is his prob? You wan me to rate a GUy =.= ? ok so... ?

Lala1: akceli me also duno wan...me c ppl use me ma use lo /gg

Gabe: Now WTh is /GG? can you please speak louder? *really pissed off now*
Lala1: me also duno neways dun care le...u rate me la...u c me suai onot?...how much u wan gime? 8/10?

Gabe: -8/10 and i think you look like an idiot *walks off*
Lala1: YOR dun go la...rate me 1st le pls pls

OK so i got bored one day and so i decided to search for LALA on the web.. LALA here is not clams or any other seafood

not this

nor this

THIS is the kind of LALA that i'm talking about!!!!

LALA is a abbreviation for Lonely And Looney Ahbeng/Ahlian (depending on their gender, use whichever appropriate) LALAs can usually be found in Sungai Wang Plaza *mostly on the 6th floor* or alternatively Berjaya Times Square. If any normal person enters these 2 buildings, they will feel as if they have entered into another world as LALAs have weird fashion sense. For them, fashion is like 'ROJAK' * like mixed fruits with everything and anything in it* where anything goes from all eras. Currently their mixed fashion are pumpkin pants from medieval English renaissance era *the pants Hamlet/Mickey Mouse wore*

Noticed those black and white striped socks and shirts?? * those prison look alike t-shirts?* and aprons. Sometimes they will add on a tie but they have no idea on how to tie one.

An Example of a LALA, without ties and aprons but the most important thing is the STRIPES

to make matter worse, female LALAs often put on EXTRA HEAVY make-up to cover up their face so that they will look more photogenic as most of them are cam-whores i.e. they will take 20 of the same pictures with the same poses *heads down with eyes looking up, puffing their mouth and the finger pose*

*YEah i knoe... Tell me bout it~~ O_o*

an example of different poses of the same person when cam-whoring *notice the stripes is a must* As for Male LALAs, they don't really care about their dressing but the most important thing in the world for them is their HAIR *even though i care bout my hair ALOt i still won be able to beat the Male LALA's*

Male Lala will wake up as early as 6am in the morning just to set up their hair so that they can go to Sungai Wang later just to stand there doing nothing or 'SING K' i.e. visit redbox karaoke. They invest their hard earn money on hair gels/wax/clay/cum/glue/whatever sticky just so that they can have anime-anti-defying hair or just to look like a *TOOT*

hair-enhancement
1 tub per day, different colours for different days

the results :-

this poor guy spent all his money on hair gel, now he got no money to buy any clothes and he stays in the washroom.. LALA: Look koo Mou??

example of extreme usage of hair gels (3 tubs) and poor mixing of fashion for them, nothing is too expensive when it comes to hair

side effect of using too much hair-gel *rotting eye* all male LALA uses their hair to cover up their one rotting eye, but now most of them looks like *TOOT*.

Lala joke 1

A lawyer, a Vet and a Lala were running away from a group of terrorists and came to a deserted warehouse. The lawyer saw some gunny sacks and thought that the they had no choice but to hide using the gunny sacks. So the three of them hid in the gunny sack and soon the terrorists came into the warehouse.

The Chief-of-explosive saw three suspicious looking sacks, went up to the first one with the lawyer hiding in it and kicked it. The quick thinking lawyer cried, "Meow, meow!". The Chief-of-explosive, thinking it was only a cat, went to the other with the Vet inside, gave it a kick, and the Vet cried, "Woof, woof!"

Again, the Chief-of-explosive was tricked and moved on to the third, gave it a kick, at which the Lala cried out, "K@n n1 na che3 by3, who kick me hah?!?!?! 0O0 ^^=p/gg =)!!! cum la 1 on 1"

Lala Joke 2

One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path. Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.

"Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng.

"Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled X) at each other, "WAH! Beng ahhh LUCKY hor we all didn't step on it. Otherwise bad luck wo.. Fuuyoohh really lucky la both of us "

The End XP

Banana

2008-04-10T19:47:00.004+08:00

i was reading Jian Shen's blog to look for something when i came across THIS!! it's hilarious i tell you!

Speak Chinese In Five Easy Minutes!

That's not right = Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man = Dum Gai

Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu "Lei Kong Mat Yeh?"
Alia remember?...
i forgive you : Ngo Bei Lei Sei

I was TAgged and Tagged .

2008-04-10T19:03:00.003+08:00

Tagged by JErica

Real name:
Gabriel Chan.

Nickname:
Gabe, Chan boi , Rat , Midget.

Married:
Nope. Single

Male or female:
Male.

High school:
S.O.R. (School of retards)

College:
Not yet.

Short or long hair:
Short.

Are you a health freak?:
No .

Height:
171 CM *Midget*

Do you have a crush on someone:
No. *Pathetic i know*

Do you like yourself:
God made me this way so i've learned to appreciate it.

Piercings:
1.

Righty or lefty:
I'm Lefty =).

First**

Surgery:
0000000000.

Piercing:
3 yrs ago.

Person you see in the morning:
Bro.

Award:
Lamest dude alive.

Sport you join:
Basketball, football, volley ball, street ball, foosball, well.... anything to do with balls

Pet:
none.

Vacation:
brazil, australia , rome , new zealand, japan , korea, and america.

Concert:
Planet Shakers.

First crush:
Dame i cant even rmb.

Currently**

Eating:
staring at my com.

Drinking:
Saliva.

I'm about to:
drop dead on my bed .

Your Future**

Want kids:
Yes. As many as i can ^^... 4 would do just fine though

Want to get married:
obviously

Careers in mind:
Food organizer

Lips or eyes:
Eyes.

Hugs or kisses:
x's and o's

Shorter or taller:
Taller.

Romantic or spontaneous:
A little of both.

Sensitive or loud:
Ummmm..... i aint gonna pick one... i'l b a pussy if i do pick one lols...

Trouble maker or hesitant:
Mixture of everything.

Have you ever**

Kissed a stranger:
no.

Drank bubbles:
No.

Lost glasses/contacts:
Yeshh.

Ran away from home:
Yeshh.

Liked someone younger:
^^.

Liked someone older:
uncountable.

Broken someone's heart:
Into a million pieces.

Been arrested:
Not yet and i aint plannin 2.

Cried when someone died:
Yeah.

Liked a friend:
Yea.

Do you believe in**

Yourself:
Sometimes.

Miracles:
Yea.

Heaven:
yea.

Santa Claus:
No.

Magics:
kinda.

Angels:
yea.

Answer Truthfully**

Is there one person you want to be right now:
Yeah.

Do you believe in God:
Yeah.
6 Bloggers to be tagged: Sammie , Dee , Matt , Jowee , Ivy , Loo

Tagged by Dee

First Name- Gabriel Nickname - Gabe Name you wish you had- None Birthday - 25 June Birthplace -SJMC Time of Birth - 11.22 pm Single or taken - Single and available Zodiac sign - i duno......

-Your Appearance-
How tall are you -171cm
Wish you were taller - 6 feet??
Eye color - Dark brown Eye color you want - greenish blueish?
Natural Hair color - Brownish purple Current Hair color -brownish purple
Short or long hair - not to long?
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color - Does Green count?
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair - Bald the center of my head ? *it was a dare*
Glasses or contacts - a mixture of both
Do you wear make-up- Yeah All the time ^^
Ever had hair extensions - nopez.
Paint your nails - yeah... i went for treatment once?

-In the opposite gender-

What color eyes - Doesn't really matter
What color hair - brownish???
Shy or Outgoing - Outgoing and shy; depends
Looks or personality - A mix of both but looks to personality; personality
Sexy or Cute - LAWLS?? i wouldnt know... but Cute sounds Cute??
Serious or Fun - appropriate
Older or Younger than you - DOn really mind
A turn on - Have a totally positive attitude with a BIG SMIle all the time
A turn off - Arrogance

-This or that-

Flowers or Chocolates - Chocs
Pepsi or Coke - none.. i don fancy fizzy drinks
Rap or Rock - Rock
Relationship or One night stand- Relationship
School or Work - School
Love or Money - Both. but love more
Movies or Music - Both. Country or City - City. Sunny or Rainy days - i'm not really sure...... depends
Friends or Family - Both. Family first

-Have you ever-
Lied - Well, yeah..
Stole something - Yeah
Smoked - I did for bout a year plus. I stopped
Hurt someone close to you - Yes
Broke some one's heart - ><>
Had your heart broken - Huh wat?? i think its missing
Wondered what was wrong with you -hell yeah most of the time
Wish you were a prince/princess- not really.. i'm contented with wat i have
Liked someone who was taken -not yet
Shaved your head - GOing too!
Been in love - Yeah
Used chopsticks - Wo shi HUa ren
Sang in the mirror to yourself - Most teenage girls will say yes... but i'm a guy.. so can a lie and say NO?

.
-Favorites-

Flower - i wouldnt mine
Candy - anyhting SWEET will do
Song - i have nono
Scent - Boss Hugo
Color - Many
Movie - None in specific
Singer - none
Word - I Love you
Junk food - NOt really into it
Website - friendster and blogspot
Location - Paris; Bali; new york; gold coast, france , switzerland , rome , Spain , Italy. Animal - DOg?

Ever cried over someone - yes
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself - I wish i could...
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose - beauty and the beast???? LOL
Do you play any sports - Oh yea, i do

The rules:-
Link to your tagger and post these rules.
List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (9) people

- I like to crap
-I love my friends
- I love being myself
- I'm tryin to be the best i can
- I'm glad that i have God in my life
- I love KIDS
-Im Mr. Lame
- I love to make ppl smile

i tagg: SAmmie , tracy , Loo , Jowee , Matt ,Ivy , BEN , HAns , Natalie

Just Another Random Day

2008-04-09T21:57:00.005+08:00

You know people usually say that a good-hearted person will always do charity i.e. give money to the poor, the handicapped, the homeless, the sick etc..... As you know that everytime we give some cash to these poor souls we feel damn great. Yeah man , I mean really damn great because we felt as if we have done something noble and have the same status as a rich person likeThe Great Uncle Lim Goh Tong from Genting. *Ohh im a great person like this guy, I gave some money to this poor guy*

Anwaaaayzz......Heres the deal, how the heck would we know whether the money that we gave will eventually goes to the needy? For all I know, all those money might just end up in some corrupted !@*#=$ man’s pockets. Especially in Malaysia.

I'm sure most of you peeps have encountered a man askin for money before rite? Well i have a story to tell here goes..

JANUARY, 18 , Friday

I was at this KFC restaurant eating this so called XXX (trippleX) burger which was as tiny as a pea KFC burger when I was approached by this cute 16-17 year old mandarin speaking girl.

Girl: (speaking mandarin) ello, dui bu qi da rao ni men...ada masa untuk saya? *sorry i duno how to say the rest =)*
(English) Hello, sorry to bother you but could you spare me a few minutes?
Gabe: yea, how can i help you?

Girl: Hihihi, ni hao...wo shi chong zhi ge shi tuan lai de...qing wen ni ke yi "bagi wang" * scratch head ^^ heee i forgot how to say donate money*
(English) Hi, I’m from this society and I would like to ask whether you can donate some money to this centre.

Then she goes on showing me some pictures of some down-syndrome kids living in some ghetto dump with crappy environment.

Girl: As you can see, these kids very cham wan u know, they need help lo.

Gabe: umm... ok so???

Girl: So if can you can donate some money to use lo, like 10 bucks enuff.

Gabe: WTF?!!!! 10 BUCKS i'm not so stupid la where got people ask u to give a certain amount for charity??*then I looked at her suspiciously

Girl: I know what u thinking, I not bluffing wan u know, u see I got these papers and newspaper cutting and our license saying that we are real charity collectors *and I haven’t say anything also*

Gabe: Have you been to this centre girl?

Girl: Got, sure got wan la, I go there help everyday wan u know, I sit bus there and help wan ma,e must help these kids wan.

Gabe: Where you from girl?

Girl: I’m from Bidor.

Gabe: According to this paper, this centre is located at Skudai. You know where’s Skudai is?

Girl: Er..erm..

Gabe: Skudai is at Johor. So you telling me that you go all the way from Bidor to Johor in a 6 hours bus ride to help out in this centre? *i know i suck at Geography but i aint that bad*

Girl: …… (speechless)

Gabe: You look like 16-17 years old, don’t you have school to go? You sure that this centre is genuine?

Girl: I’m not bluffing, u know hor, if we do good things god will know we do good things wan, its from the heart, dun care whether you know it will go to the children onot. *and she's cheating me i wonder if that is a good thing....*

Gabe: Its not about doing good things and god knows that, I just don’t feel like giving my moneyto some scam that has been going around preying on gullible naive young girls like you which the money will end up in some scumbag’s pocket.

I can see that you're being cheated and all but let me tell you this. If I were in your position, I'll quit this scam and go home. You're not getting paid for all these running around asking for money right?

Girl: Nods *man I can see tears in her eyes*

Gabe: Look you think you're doing a good thing by collecting money for these things but for all you know, this is just another scam run by some scumbags, you understand me right?

These people just preying on your sympathetic nature and needed some free labour in collecting money for them.

You go home and think about whether what I said makes sense. And if you are smart, you would quit this thing before anything bad happens. You do know nowadays it is very dangerous for a girl as CUTE like you to wonder around in the streets right?

Girl: Nods *I can see her face getting redder. I think she's blushing cuz i called her cute?*

Gabe: Look, tell you what, take tis RM30 and go home, tell all your friends about this so that no people will be used in this scam anymore ok? If you do that, it will be a big charity work that you have done for everyone.

Girl: Cries *thank you*

*Man I felt damn cool, like in some movie scene…on the other hand, I look as if I’ve just dump a girl* ><

ANTI ~[L].[A].[L].[A]~

2008-04-06T00:23:00.013+08:00

LALA favourite past time:-
1. go to Sungai Wang to do nothing
2. 'sing k' i.e. sing karaoke at GREEN BOX
3. go to cyber cafe to play online games and dota
4. pretending to be a Japanese
5. spending time and money in a gaming arcade

1. Sungai Wang

The main/central building for LALAs, if you want to go for LALA hunting, this is definitely the place for you. If you simply throw an open net with your eyes close, you can easily catch 10-12 LALAs at one go.. LAWLS....

Although LALAs normally can be found anywhere in Sungai Wang, most of them will normally hang out at the 6th Floor which is their paradise. Any event or celebration of any LALAs will mostly be held here.

2. GREEN BOX

the place where LALAs will invest their money, time and life so that they will think that they have a chance to join Malaysia Idol, Lala Idol, or even being a Superstar, Do you think you can sing, I want to be a Model, Miss LALA International etc.
For them, if you can sing at GreenBox, you can be a superstar like Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou and then randomly select any English word as your name such as Apple Wong, Fish Yeung, Dinosaur Lee, Alligator Tan and Durian Lim.

3. Cyber Cafes

Another LALA favourite hang out spot. Most of them will spend 23 hours in the cafe and 1 hour outside Mamak stall to eat. They return to their home once a week to bath after getting complaints from the cafe management because they smell like sweat and shit. Their favourite game are mostly O2JAM, Super Dancer Online, Ragnarok Online, LALA & AHBENG online and DoTA where they spent hours and days playing the same game and songs again and again hoping one day they might have a chance to make a career out of it XP.
How to spot a LALA in online games? its as easy as ABC. Because their favorite nick would be:
1. MeIsNoob
2.DogLikepro
3.prolikenoob
4. IarePro
5. S3|ina/h3b3 and other C-pop artists' name
a) DOTA

DOTA or better known as Defence of the Ancients is one of the most played game for a LALA. If you don't play DOTA, you're not a LALA 'enuff said. *teeheehee i don play dota so i'm no lala tats y i'm posting tis up ^^*

this is their MOST/BEST/ONLY favourite game. Because of this game, LALAs taken up English lessons to read the character's abilities. However, they only learn just enough to read simple words and not more, such as STUN, ULTI and STOP. Anything more than this will be ignored as though its not written there. For e.g. the word 'Juxtaposition' is a very extremely difficult word for them to pronounce so they will just substitute it with 'Skill 1'.
Here are more example of their translation of Dota skills and languages

Mask of Madness = 'Mek op Meknas'
Crystal Maiden = 'Kistal Mei ren'
Black King Bar = 'Bak Kim Bra'
Eyes of Skadi = 'Ice of Skai Dy'
Laguna Blade = 'Ulti'
Freezing Field = 'Ulti'

Rupture = 'Ulti'

TOP 10 MOST QUOTED LALA PHRASE while playing DOTA
10. i like u like? fast finish oooooooooo
9. mh!!!!!!!!! u mh (i think its maphack) when losing
8. noobhai (when winning)
7. tiu no teamwork (when died)
6. y u ks me? (when he did not get to kill)
5. u lose u diam diam lose
4. lose jor...we stay at fountain
3. b b b b b b b
2. y u lansi ah...ooo me lansi

1. CUM LA 1 ON 1(pissed off)

Other Hobbies.

1. Threesome On the Street (pose#1)

I don't know about this and i don't wanna get involve in any of this (bloody gay)

2. Lick My Ear Clean (pose #2)

You can use your saliva as an alternative if u run out of hair gels

3. Selling Handphones

Lala: Harlow...ni wan buy my hp ma? ^^me wan money to buy hair gel

4. Selling DVDs

Hello fren...u wan buy sum dvd ma?
Gabe: sorry, not interested

BOSS, any dvds, dvd u noe 3 star 5 star wan u noe

Gabe: not interested man, Tai Jor Lo...Seen it, sudah tengok, get lost i wanna eat

Brand new DVD9 u noe...

Gabe: i don't give a damn what dvd it is

u noe wat dvd9 is ah? nine, sembilan, jiu u noe noe?

Gabe: i said i don't give a damn whether its dvd 9 10 or 11, i download movies from the net, why would i buy from u?

coz hor i gib free toy ma..u c u c...cute hor

Gabe: get lost man, i dunwanna buy any DVDs from you, you paedo

Next LALA movie that is going to come out:-

OLd school RawKz

2008-04-01T21:51:00.036+08:00

I got bored one day and so Me and a friend of mine (Dixon) decided to organize an outing with our old bunch of school friends whom i've not met in about 1 year. And so we headed over to mid-valley to hang. Bump into Matthais, boy oh boy i thought to myself, this dude has sure grown alot since i last saw him 6 ft plus... and we wore stripped shirts tat looked ALIKE!!! wth.... so yeah.. met up with the rest Matthais, ivy, Jowee, Dixon, Noel, KOREAN , my bro, and myself.

Jowee & ivy.

Hans *Oik korea where is African?*

Matthias (octopus, cicak, butterfingers , Freak of nature) ^^ *oh my gosh! Look!! Free make up!*

Noel(KuKu emperor , KuKu King) *Dixon do you knoe that ur a Fagot?*

Dixon * Huh??? What did you say??*

Dixon * DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAGOT??? *

Ivy( ivy??)

Jowee (wee) ~.~

GAI GAI

Missing in Action

Gideon

Eugene

Loo

YOou know I've always value my friends, or people close to me.. To me they are my EVERYTHING. Everyone needs a friend. "What are friends for?" To me my friends are the closest thing to me than anything else in this world. A good friend is a friend that is someone special to me,someone you never lie to,can be a boy or a girl *^^*,someone that is always there,listens to you,always has input to give or to even advice me, a friend also helps you through the thick and the thin, he/she will always stand by my side,will never let you down. What would you do if you didnt have a friend? I am truly grateful to God for providing me with such good friends.

Agog over aGarbage bin???

2008-03-25T22:04:00.007+08:00

On a Thursday morning a Kancil with a "P" crashed into my Hardy lidless dustbin and broke it into several pieces. That black dustbin had served me for a good eight years since i inherited it from the previous house owner.

THe Indian women driving the car was so distraught i didn't have the heart to tell her to replace the dustbin. So i forked out RM15 to buy a shiny new garbage bin. I was afraid that it would be stolen, so i kept it inside the compound. Only when the rubbish truck trundles along, I'd move the bin out. But it was too troublesome to move the bin in and out of the house. Besides, i didn't want to miss the truck or i would have 4 days worth of rubbish rotting in the bin.

After a couple of weeeks when the dustbin had acquired a sufficient degree of scruffiness, I decided to leave it outside the house. I thought it was safe but i was wrong. THieves aren't fooled by some dust and grime. *can you believe even a rubbish bin they wanna steal*. Well at least they know the value of things.. *Good for them claps*. I wasn't jus bidding farewell to RM15 but to the convenience of havin a proper refuse disposal system.

I felt like rushing out to the nearest hardware shop to buy another one but i knoew that it would only fall prey to those confounded crooks again.

NOw i had nowhere to throw my rubbish. Any bags left on the road will fall prey to stray dogs and cars, which will tear them up to rummage for food. The only alternative is the HEAVY BOXY rubbish bin which no dog or cat could overturn and no thief could cart away. But Chinese New Year was around the corner, and business were shuting down. Besides this type of bin costs a three digit amount. * just for a dustbin 3 digits? no way*. The mere thought of this heavy investment for a rubbish bin made my face and bowels CONSTIPATED..

SO where should i throw my rubbish without allowing the strays in the neighborhood to have a gala at my house expense? i checked out the neighbors to see what they're using. Most of them owned the expensive boxy bin but one of them used a different system; a TREE. He had hammered 2 big nails into the tree outside his house for hinging his rubbish as if it was some sort of Decor.

What a splendid idea. The tree outside my house has 2 short protruding branches i could see. ALtough there were at an awkward angle and made the bags appear as though they were reclining, it doesnt matter. WHen you're desperate, appearances don't count for much.

Sometimes i run out of space on the tree, and lets face it: cats can climb trees and get into the bags. I had a brainwave. There was a cracked pail in my bathroom which i could use as a bin. A thought that said "no one would wanna steal this Pathetic bucket covered with old asbestos sheet. It worked wonderfully for a day or two at least. the forst time i put it out, the rubbish collector cleared the bags from my pail.

The next 2 times when the rubbish truck came along, the collector missed it. Perhaps he though all the garbage was hanging on the TREE and her didn't bother to check out the BRIGHT BLUE pail at a corner outside the gate. *he was indian*.
SO i moved the pail in front of the rubbish disposal tree so that it wouldn't be missed AGAIN!!They didn't overlokk it tis time. But instead they carted away EVERYTHING, including my pail!! BOOOO-HOOOO.... , there goes my rubbish BIN!!!! wHHheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I"M READY TO TEAR OUT MY HAIR AND THROW ALL THE RUBBISH ON THE ROAD!!!!

It looks like i haev no choice but to fork out a couples of hundred RIGGIT for a HEAVY-DUTY garbage bin. When you have crooks, scavenging animals and DIM-WITTED refuse collectors conspiring against you, there's really no other choice.. =.=

2008-03-24T22:44:00.001+08:00

53 words

Speedtest

UNCLE'S 48th Birthday

2008-03-17T20:45:00.042+08:00

Went to 1Utama for Dinner Friday night with my Long Lost UNC and Family. Haven't seen Unc John for quite some time and his son Edward. Damn did i tell ya'll how much i actually miss my couz?? Haven seen him in like 9 yrs man!! SO anyways he had "SHOGUN" for dinner; buffet style. We had a time of our lives. Eating non stop. Edward is my Closest couz as we are of same age and we do click real easily.. so yeah. After dinner we went SHOPPING!!!

*birthday BOY*

*brothers and sisters* mommy told a lame joke. apparently only her brother got it and they were the only ones laughing... LOL

mommy looks a little cheeky here .. *i wonder*

something tells me that something weird is going to happen.. *whats with the hands mom ?*

I KNEW IT!! Mom had something hiding in her hands all the while.. It was a jelly.. UNCLE JOHN: " WHOAH OKAY~ now that's really really very Random of my sister." *stunned*

2 min later

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that was REALLY RANDOM!!

My dad was LOST!! WHy is he giving me that look???

aunt wendy

IN- laws

Ladies....

mua younger bro

*SNAIL SNAIL*

"Snails?? EAt??" *hmmmm*

"Let's try the eel first"

SHOPPIN

*It runs in the CHAn Family*( camwhore)

*Don't we just look alike ?*

He just got back from NS (national service)

*Rockers wannabe*

*we tried to be "Lala"*

M.P.H

And that was the end of our SHoppin. So we went to MPH to search and see what kinda books would catch our eyes. Guess what i found ??

*DAMe* what a coincidence!! But i still think i do look a little better than Him....

and right after that my couz picked up a little booklet like book.. and if u were to ask me i'd say its a big coincidence.

*Justin?*

MoMmy DeaRest

2008-03-15T01:40:00.002+08:00

A MoM's Love
A friend of mine send me tis story through the net......

My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.

There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me.

I was so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only has one eye!'

I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear.
I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only goanna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?'

My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings.

I walked out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my
mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my children!'
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'

And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,' and she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.

So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.

My neighbors said that she died.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.

''To My dearest son,

I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and
scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
growing up.

You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you
having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.

With all my love to you,
Your mother.

Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day will be their last, or your own.

Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find closure. And closure usually brings peace...

>...<

2008-03-13T22:29:00.040+08:00

Just some pics of me Camwhoring after such a long time....~yeah yeah~ i knoe......

Siapa Si Hensem ni??

Fulamak Siapa Budak ni?? Style betul*Smiles*

I've got nth better to say..

CURVE(last year)

Me, Sue ann, Chan mann, Steven , Kham eu

Me and Steven look like twins ^^

I look as stupid as ever

i was Drunk

aNd i'm pisseddrunk ...

Food Craz3

2008-03-12T00:54:00.017+08:00

Oh what a lovely Monday it was
As the sun shone upon the tip of my nose
The weather warm and sweet
Packed with friends we cherish
No better folks could you meet

We twist and turned our car steering left and right
for almost an hour or two. At last we came to our stop
Out in the bright sunshine
Enjoying ourselves to the warm and cozy atmosphere the restaurant could ever offer
A meal that was truly fine

"FajiTas" too were grilled just right
Topped with onions and stuff
Just simply tasty scrumptious Mexican food
Without a lot of unnecessary fluff

Deviled chicken so perfectly made
With a sprinkle of paprika on top
A delicious blend of flavors
That really truly hit the spot

It was a day we will remember
Good food, good friends together
Can’t ask for a more relaxing time
With the gift of perfect fall weather!

I had a TuMmy ache
From the food I ate last night
The food was so rich and tempting. As i turned as Green as goblin i
longed
for more food
That it seemed to go right through me

I had tis weird idea and so I took some bones
and tried to grow some in the garden
And bought the rest in the store
I should have known better.
But, boy oh boy , that was it!!! That was GOod
and everything was perfect as i thought to myself

Today i thought about you,
Today something remided me of you,
Today i walked past you,
But you didn't see me.
Today i was longing for you. The thought of you is as sweet as honey

Today I saw you laughing and joking with your friends,
Today I saw the shine in your smile,
Today i walked past you,
But you didn't see me.

Today I wrote a poem about you, (tis is the poem la) ^^
Today I was talking about you to my friends,
Today I walked past you,
But you didn't see me,
You didn't see me at all.

C.A.N.D.Y

A Girl like you

2008-03-09T19:09:00.024+08:00

A Girl Like YOu

I hear you; a voice of an angel in the morning, i see you in the night; before i sleep so tight,My sweet angel. I dream of you, think of you, and only of you, My loving angel. Take my hand, dance with me, me off my feet, My sweet gracious angel. Come with me, i'll take care of you, lift our LOVE to the air, My pleasant angel. A kiss to the lips, a whisper to the ear, saying "I Love you"

My ever heart-tendering angel.

Sweetest Dreams

When i fall asleep a sweet dream comes to my mind,But when I open my eyes; the dream leaves my mind,
longing for my sweet dream to come true. But i forgot wat i dreamt last nite.Every day i try to remember my dream, But I really can’t remember my last night’s dream, One day, I tried to get sleepy to remember the dream. I've fallen asleep but i don't seem to remember anything.

I somehow knoe tat the dream will soon come true in the future. It welcomes the dream full life of the next day,It cheers up thetedious lives to have a sweet day,wishes to have
sweet dream for pleasant day.
A deep sleep is the cause of many dreams,as i thought to myself.
I pray to God,that to make my sweetest dream come true,
and i continue to pray to God,
that to fade away the evil of his
bad dream,As if he always like to sleep in the world of sweet dreamAt last my wish came true.
ANd it was a dream of YOU.. ^^

There's A Kiss

There's a kiss to say I LOVE you,
There's a kiss to say I CARE.
There's a kiss to prove our Friendship,
There's a kiss for us to share.
There's a kiss to say it's true
But the KISS I love the most,
Is the KISS get from Y.O.U.

THE FUTURE IS NOT OURS TO SEE

The future is not ours to see
Whatever the future
Bring to us
We should be garateful
For that

DROPLETs OF RAIN

I love it when it rains
No one can see these tears fall
And the rain washes all this pain away
I feel like brand new. Each time when the rain drops on my head i go...

O! sweet rain! O! sweet rain!

Pitter-patter-pane
Here we go once again
With the sound of rain
On my window pane

First it bulges out with a drizzle
I frizzle in bed waiting for the rain to fizzle
The raindrops fight as they sizzle
Why the sizzle is relaxing remains to me a puzzle

Whilst it pours down heavy
Imposing on the roads a levy
Thunder, chaos and lighting
Is the rattling usual sighting

I hear the people complain
About the sound of sweet rain
But we need you to maintain
The forests, the green and the mountain plains.

As soon as the rain drops, i heard a cry
it was a gal sitting close to her window.
As she sits alone wishing for someone
To hold her and kiss her in the rain.

As the rain drops
She wishes for someone to fulfill
Her dreams, for someone to tell her
Things will be ok

As the rain drops
she sit alone in darkness waiting
For someone to come and share
Her pain.

As she made a wish the Father in heaven heard tis lil girls wish. And he send his very own-one and only "Yeng" and Hensem Angel. His name was Gabriel.. "The God send angel" ^^ yeah

Your Happiness is my Happiness

My life's greatest happiness is to be convinced my love to you
I am grateful to you for making me happy through out my life
I have never known love until I met you and your love touched
my heart and brought so much happiness in me
Today, you made me to see everything in a new life and you
want me to know how those happiness could make me happy
I found my happiness is to love you and to be loved from you
Sometime, I miss you so much and your absence is very painful
But when I carry your heart within me then my happiness is shining
When I am sad then your sweet words brings me happiness
and my soul get enough strength when it join your heart
When my heart wants to know the meaning of ' love'
then your love is making me to believe the truth of love
Without you there is no happiness in my life and with you
my life is full of hopes and my dream will come true
When you hold me in your arms then my heart
never want to let me go because your happiness is
my happiness. I love you so much my love.

LOst..

2008-03-09T13:23:00.005+08:00

Here i am siting in front of my Idiotic Boxed-shaped machine again.. Lost for words. Its like i don't know who i am anymore or what have become of me. I've got no one to turn too ; Just me ,myself and i. I'm just so totally FUming with Mad-ness.. At times when i totally don't have anyone to talk to i'll scream so hard at myself that it goes something like tis "URGH" , "NyaNi PootPoot" , "BLAHh" or i'll just scream my heart out.. i'm just so really FrusTrated!!! Mostly at myself. When something goes wrong i'll blame myself for it.. Even though i'm not in the picture. i don understand why but its just me..

THere's like so much Anger inside of me and it has to stop. At times i think to myself why is there so much anger inside of me? ANd so i thought that my anger is part of my Frustration. I have to control it now. Because of my anger it causes me plenty of trouble. *Ruins my whole entire day* There is plenty of anger inside of me. *thinks*And what is anger do I know? Is anger a strong feeling of displeasure or is it just a grief that I have inside of me? and now i'm just tryin 2 sort all of this nonsense alone by myself again. How can I control it? What triggers my anger? Can I recognize it? and how do i stop it ?

The cause of such anger in me

could it be Depression?

Depression= sadness; gloom; dejection. dullness or inactivity

Depression is so deep that it finds a way into the Soul, and travels through your Heart. A depression so large it encompasses every bit of your Reality, and leaves Reality a cloudy memory. A depression so dense it compresses every will you once had, and bows you down to accept it as it's own. Depression so devious it takes you piece by piece, and consumes each piece day by day. Next thing you know is that your a goner.. Depression so truly disheartening, and leaves you no other emotions. A depression so dangerous, it slaughters, everything, inside, of you.

Or could it be i just need a special someone to be there for me?

Alone?

alone=separate, apart, or isolated from others. solitarily; solely

When I’m lonely. I’m NEVER ALONE. I’m surrounded by people .That is not my own
When I’m lonely. I’m ENCLOSED IN HATE. The madness in my mind. Over takes
When I’m lonely .I have people around meMAKING ME FELL. Like I’m just a boundary

For ever in the shadows
Of all the smiling faces
Of this world

I sit at home
Screaming at the world
For casting me in its veil

When I’m lonely I shout out in SPITE
Why do I have to be lonely
Is there no one that’s my own

When I’m lonely
I imagine a valley
No life in sight
Just me being lonely

When I’m lonely
I close my eyes
I hope to wake up
To a surprise

I hope to find
Some one whose
Not lonely to guide me

I go insane
Being alone for so long
It affects your thoughts

When I’m lonely
I can not think
My thoughts are gone
It’s like my mind is not in sync

When I’m lonely
I Put on a smile
Fooling the world

what are fwens for?

2008-03-07T19:19:00.009+08:00

hey there peeps... as you know Thursdays are usually "Ladies night" so a bunc of my fwens decided to have a "guys outing" a night drive to genting just for starbucks* Awesome* .. and yeah they brought their "babies" alright .. they were all hawt and ready to go for a partayyy... Here are some of wat they call their "babies"

and so we left bout 10 ish... we reached there in jus 2 hours.. Jeff and his shortcut... i would say its a pretty kewl experience, but it was one hell of a drive man... dame.. its just like sittin in a roller coaster....

so anyways we got home bout 3 in the morn.. right we got back i had a pretty long snooze...
woke up bout 1 in the afternoon.. Went out with Brother sean for lunch.. On the way back we did some drifting and guess wat???!!! We crashed!!! Thank God i wasn't the driver.. jus had some minor cuts and all but yeah... here are some pics check it out..

and that was just my lunch.... ^^

my next post shall be my school dopes... lols.. cheers ya'll .. i'm takin a time out here MAMAK TIME YO!!! ^^ Bluek...

Something to clear ya head

2008-03-04T20:09:00.002+08:00

RAndom Joke Day

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Why are guys like lava lamps?
They're fun to watch, but not very bright!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

*cracking Knuckles* aite that was just a warm up.. Now this is the starting

A drink of water

Being a parent aint an easy job.. especially when u have a cheeky lil kid

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

Photography

2008-03-01T18:22:00.021+08:00

When i look at this pictures i just fell in love with it... I would love takin pictures like this someday..

All the antics... next pic album.. a kiss in the rain ^^

Tired...

2008-02-27T20:40:00.002+08:00

Ello to all you "Yengness" and "Hotness" ... I'm down with multiple "nonsense"... I've caught a COLD!!! It came with a package.. Running Nose; it ran so fast that i used up a whole entire tissue box in just seconds, A Fever; and now i seriously feel so much HOtter!! no joke wei.. i'm so how that u'll burn , oh yeah PLUS A Sore Throat which makes me sound like LOUIS ARMSTRONG each time i open my mouth =) , and a heavy yucky cough!! Oh gosh.. i feel SICK!!...

Me wan lie down... But .... nose can breath cause its blocked... i'm so frustrated cause i can breath!! AHH!!!! Dame you virus!!!..

Today while i was walking to the mamak stall.. There's this pretty gal... i mean pretty as in pretty ok.. She had skin so fair tat it makes the drug addict look pale-ER... And dame she had Heels so high that i thought Yau Ming changed his gender...

Ok ok so anyways.. she was looking at my direction.. and she smiled.. and so being a guy *cough* i mean a man i didn't bother looking at her.. Thinkin that it'll be a "cool" move..

So she started waving.. I looked back; there was no one. ANd so i smiled back.. =) heeee
my heart was pumping faster as i got closer.. Next thing you know she started walking at my direction.. My heart nearly stopped. *silence*~

I smiled so big like some silly dude.. i can simply imagine the smile on my face.. looked like some "ham sap lou" i tell you... I even said Hi LOUDLY!!! super embarrassing man..

She looked at me.. and gave me a *Grin*. Next thing i knoe is that she was waving at some other Girl in the HOUSE from a WINDOW!!

///SWT!!!!!! and so yeah..... Its just me..... yeah yeah yeah laugh all you wan... blablablablabla...

k la peeps i gtg i'm really tired... nitez

Giving up..

2008-02-25T20:47:00.003+08:00

I've never felt so tired in my entire life before.. I'm so weak that i can't even stand properly..
I'm just so tired Physically,Mentally, and Emotionally.. I'm tired Physically simply because My Teacher is giving me assignment one after another and i haven't been sleeping for 3 nights in a row.. I do take rest but still... It really does suck out alot of energy from within.

And because of that i'm starting to feel really brain dead.. I'm like a living zombie or at least i feel like one. *Exhales heavily* . You know i was born smart so are you??But education ruined it all.. Lols .. At time i just feel like giving everything up.. But just havin the thought bout you brings me back up to my feet.

Here comes the emo part.. should i talk about it ?? Hmmm * thinks* you know that they say that "Love is patient Love is kind. Love is not jealous or boastful neither proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when its wronged. Love Never gives up, never loses faith, and its always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.

~emo Mou?~ lols.. When you've found the right person don't let him/her slip right through ya arms.. you will know when the time comes..

A CUT ABOVe

There once was a very good old barber in New York. One day a florist
goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and
the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am
doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a
thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

The next day, a policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept
money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and
leaves the shop.

Then the next morning the barber goes to open his shop,there is a thank
you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I
cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
The Malaysian software engineer is happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there...

Can you guess?

Don't know the answer yet?

Come on lah... , THINK! THINK, like a Malaysian.... :)

GIVE UP??

.... a dozen Malaysians waiting for a free haircut!!!

moral of the story: Go to a saloon...haha

aite i gtg.. i'm just so worned out

Entertainment News Updates ^^

2008-02-23T01:11:00.003+08:00

YUp GO get a comfy chair to seat... You're gonna get some entertainment... SO sit back relax and enjoy.. ^^

We're gonna be watching MAGIC show... Let's all please give a big applause and welcome LEJO!!!!
*drum roll*

Was that entertaining enough?? Well i'm tryin 2 find a Partner to help me do tis next one.. Its really awesome... check it out...

^^ hahahaha....

OKOK G.A.M.E of the day

THe Thinking Puzzles

think like a wizard..like Harry Potter...that's a good example..

1. man
---------
board

ans: man overboard

2. understand
-----------------
i

ans: I understand

-Getting the hang of it??

3. r/e/a/d/i/n/g

ans: reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

ans: cross road

5. cycle cycle cycle

ans: tricycle

6. 0
-------
M.D
PH.D

ans: two degrees below zero

7. knee
--------
light

ans: neon light (knee - on - light)

8. ground
-----------
six six six six six six

ans: six feet underground

9. ecnalg

ans: backward glance

10. death.......life

ans: life after death

11. THINK (no,not thinktank)

ans: think big!!

12. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

ans: long time no 'c' (see)

Get it?? and so i thought so..... hope ya have fun peeps..

loving you...

Free Hugs

2008-02-23T00:13:00.003+08:00

Free Hugs Campaign.

Just a slight introduction Bout wat this thing is about...

It started of with one guy who decided to spend a whole day walking around a shopping mall in Sydney, Australia. And he said that the reason he did this is it because he love seeing smiles on peoples' faces. At the beginning, no one hugged him, but he didn't give up. He continued walking around and then people start hugging him and hugging him. Some even ran and jumped on him lol. Enjoy the video!

I only wish that we M'sian PPl would be more spontaneous .. lols ... i would love to do this.. no because i'm a horny Bastard.. but because i wanna make ppl happy.. ^^ hee... should we do this ??

i'm always here just for ya ^^

EMo..

2008-02-19T20:21:00.008+08:00

Emoing can be Good,
Emoing can make you look cooler,
Emoing can turn an ugly person into a beautiful person (in pictures ^^)
Emoing can be bad.
Emoing can be usefull,
Emoing can be useless.
Emoing can be helpfull,
Emoing can irritating.
Emoing can help us think,
Emoing can be a waste of time.

Emoing are for winners,
Emoing are for losers.
Emoing are for coolies,
Emoing are for lamers.
Emoing are for the old,
Emoing are for the young.
Emoing are for girls,
Emoing are for boys.

There's time for everything.. Even being emo.. ~yeah~

Lets sing song when the song sing song ok ? ^^

Sitting by my window. Look at the stars, how bright and beautiful where they are.. I can't stop thinkin of how you use to look at me... I tried to sleep but i simply can't, cause my thoughts are always with you..

and so i'm sitting by my window looking at the stars, how bright and beautiful where they are..
I think of you; how much i love you. That all i want in the world is only you...

cause baby i wish you were holding me tight and baby i wish you'll hold me through the night.
cause baby i i want you right here with me as close as our hearts can be.

[chorus]
I try my best not to miss ya so much cause Everytime i kiss i i feel you lips, every time i cry i see you smile, everytime i close my eyes i realized that every time i hold your hand in mine its the sweetest thing my heart could ever find and i've never felt this way since the day i gave my love away

I try my best not to miss ya so much.. But just to have the thought of havin you here with me in your arms makes me feel so loved and comfortable. And to have this feeling is something that i don wanna let go. simply because of the warm ambiance and comfort has made my body weak.

And so here i sit by my window. look at the stars how bright and beautiful where they are. Hoping to find you right next to me in the morning.. I gave you my all.. and it still didn't work out i was hoping for so much more..

Baby once you're here i won't let you slip my arms again, because i love you more than you ever know. In everything i do i think of you. We'll be together very soon.. and now i can lie and gaze at the moon thinkin of how should i spend my life with you..

..........

2008-02-18T23:38:00.004+08:00

1) Q: Why can't skeletons play church music?
A: Because they don't have any organs.

2) Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile because its a mile long.

3) Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table?
A: "Don't move, T've got you covered."

4) Q: Why did the policeman covers himself with a blanket in bed?
A: Because he an undercover cop.

5) Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn when he's hungry?
A: wehhh...wehhh....

6) Q: What animal you should never play cards with?
A: A Cheat-tah

7) Q: Which part of your body is last to die?
A: The Live-r

what the randomness

2008-02-18T23:09:00.002+08:00

Pass the quiz to 10 ppl that u wish to know how they feel about u:

1. Gabriel (myself) hee^^
2. Sammie
3. Dee
4. Ben lee
5. Boon how
6. Marilyn
7. Sue anne
8. Jon tee
9. mommy
10. daddy

Who is no.7 having a relationship with?
(SUE ANNE) some chinese bugger lols

Who is no.9 having a relationship with?
(MOMMY)wit number 10

If no.9 and no.1 are together, will it be a good thing?
(Mommy and Gabe) Yesh yesh!! Most definitely

What about no.1 and no.5?
(Gabe and Boon) Its Complicated... lols

What is no.3 studying?
(Dee) well i wudn't knoe.. but i think she should study nursing ^^ ...

When was the last time u chatted with no.6?
(MArilyn) A month back?

Does no.4 work?
(Ben Lee) He's my teacher??

Does no.8 have any cousin(s) in his/her skool?
(Jon Tee) i don think so...

Will u woo no.8?
(Jon Tee) woo him?? he's nice la.. but to woo... i have 2 think bout it

How about no.5?
(Boon How) nah i've seen more than enough.. Faster get married la...

Does no.2 have any siblings?
(Sammie) 1 older sis and 1 younger bro

How did u get to know about no.3?
(Dee) Was introduced by Adrian

No.4?
(Ben Lee) He was my ex schoolmate?

Where does no.1 live at?
(Gabe) puchong. bk3 come visit him lols..

How did u get to know no.2?
(Sammie) We spend 1 month in a mission trip?

Is no.5 the sexiest person in the world? can i please change number Boon how is boring ... lols
He's Super hensem and sigle... for more details bout boon please contact 014-3338721.. lols

Peices

2008-02-15T19:45:00.006+08:00

I Love ya..

I tried to be perfect but nothing was worth it...
I feel incomplete without you in my life.
i thought it´d be easy, but i guess i was wrong..
Whats a day without the Sun?(Ur my sun la^^) 
What's the nite without the moon?(yup ur oso my moon ><)
* i knoe it sounds corny but oh wells ^^*
You are everything to me..

I´d say all the words that I know..
I may be stupid at times but the only words i know
how to say now is
"I LOVE YOU"..

I feel real stupid like a @#%#^* at tiems when i'm with you..
i know i get nervous and keep quiet
i'm just afraid tat i might talk too much or talk crap...
i gtg for now i dunno what else to talk bout peeps...

so now all you peeps knoe tat i'm in love huh ^^..
~shhhhhh~ don tell my momma after she say i'm stolen by a gal.
=) cheers peeps..

Valentine's

2008-02-11T21:51:00.000+08:00

If there were no words,
No way to speak,
I would still hear you no matter how far
If there were no tears
No way to feel inside
I'd still feel for you

[CHorus]
And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

All of my life
I have been waiting for
All you give to me
You've opened my eyes
And shown me how to love unselfishly

I've dreamed of this a thousand times before
But in my dreams I couldn't love you more
I will give you my heart Until the end of time...
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart until the end of time
'Cause all I need is you, my Valentine
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine *ends*

~Looks like this year's Valentine is gonna be a boring one~
guys wanna date me ?? ^^ heeeee

I'M BACK!!

2008-02-11T21:16:00.000+08:00

~Ello people~ *indian accent* I know that its been a really long time since i last posted a post? lolss... So anyways my CNY celebration is rather FUN and Boring.... if you get what i mean ^^..
I met my Jie jie's for lunch and KoKo Amos whom i haven met in ages..

Here are some pics Of my FAMILY!!! Did you know that i have 1 older brother and 2 older sisters?? yeah that's right i'm the fourth in the Family ^^... Mom and Dad have 6 Kids.. no joke

Front row to back row- left to right: Koko Amos if i'm not mistaken Ko is 27 this year, Dad,Mom,Jie Jie Phoebe 20years OLD LIaoz, *siapa si Handsome tu??* oh that's jus me ^^ haha, Jie Jie Faith 26 tis year HOT AND SINGLE PEOPLE ^^, Kevin Without an "L". (phoebe BF) and my 2 younger bro's who's M.I.A.

I'm such a spoiler ^^ that's my Jie Jie.. Hot leh?? Her number is 012-9334833 ^^

At the back of Ko AMos is his GF.. I forgot her name.. sorry ko ^^ ehehehe....

Dad talkin to son on the Cell while mom stares at the 2 leng zhai's .. ^^ ..

so yup that's my family ^^.. that's about it for now ^^ cheers

Spaztic m0nkey

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S.H.I.M

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PISSED!!!

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>...<

Food Craz3

A Girl like you

LOst..

what are fwens for?

Something to clear ya head

Photography

Tired...

Giving up..

Entertainment News Updates ^^

THe Thinking Puzzles

Free Hugs

EMo..

..........

what the randomness

Peices

Valentine's

I'M BACK!!