Name: LALA #1
i have problems communication with this guy because he speaks very softly like a Retard and as usual the hair will be covering his rotten eye due to extreme usage of hair-gels. Notice he is acting cute like a faggot and trying to make a move on me, I have to restrain myself from assaulting him during an outing with some fwens.
Gabe: good day Lala1
lala1:
Gabe: i can but i would like to continue this conversation in English so that other people can understand us Lala: nono le...me england no good...coz hor at skel last time me feil england wan ma...for wat lern england?...redbox also i no sing england song. cuz hor i only like CHina songs
Gabe: why not learn how to speak proper English? isn't it an important asset for us as we need the English language to work in the real world?
Lala1:aiya....no ned le...i pro hua yue ma..me wok als no need
Gabe:Would you mind telling me what kinda work doesn't need English?
LAla1: yer...me play super-dancer-online n dota ma...i play eday u noe..no ned
Gabe: those are online games, not jobs...can you speak louder? *i cant hear nuts* anyways as far as i know, you need to type in english even in online games right?
Lala1: yer me std
Gabe: WTH is his prob? You wan me to rate a GUy =.= ? ok so... ?
Lala1: akceli me also duno wan...me c ppl use me ma use lo /gg
Gabe: Now WTh is /GG? can you please speak louder? *really pissed off now*
Lala1: me also duno neways dun care le...u rate me la...u c me suai onot?...how much u wan gime? 8/10?
Gabe: -8/10 and i think you look like an idiot *walks off*
Lala1: YOR dun go la...rate me 1st le pls pls
OK so i got bored one day and so i decided to search for LALA on the web.. LALA here is not clams or any other seafood
not this
nor this
THIS is the kind of LALA that i'm talking about!!!!LALA is a abbreviation for Lonely And Looney Ahbeng/Ahlian (depending on their gender, use whichever appropriate) LALAs can usually be found in Sungai Wang Plaza *mostly on the 6th floor* or alternatively Berjaya Times Square. If any normal person enters these 2 buildings, they will feel as if they have entered into another world as LALAs have weird fashion sense. For them, fashion is like 'ROJAK' * like mixed fruits with everything and anything in it* where anything goes from all eras. Currently their mixed fashion are pumpkin pants from medieval English renaissance era *the pants Hamlet/Mickey Mouse wore*
Noticed those black and white striped socks and shirts?? * those prison look alike t-shirts?* and aprons. Sometimes they will add on a tie but they have no idea on how to tie one.
An Example of a LALA, without ties and aprons but the most important thing is the STRIPES
to make matter worse, female LALAs often put on EXTRA HEAVY make-up to cover up their face so that they will look more photogenic as most of them are cam-whores i.e. they will take 20 of the same pictures with the same poses *heads down with eyes looking up, puffing their mouth and the finger pose*
*YEah i knoe... Tell me bout it~~ O_o*
an example of different poses of the same person when cam-whoring *notice the stripes is a must* As for Male LALAs, they don't really care about their dressing but the most important thing in the world for them is their HAIR *even though i care bout my hair ALOt i still won be able to beat the Male LALA's*Male Lala will wake up as early as 6am in the morning just to set up their hair so that they can go to Sungai Wang later just to stand there doing nothing or 'SING K' i.e. visit redbox karaoke. They invest their hard earn money on hair gels/wax/clay/cum/glue/whatever sticky just so that they can have anime-anti-defying hair or just to look like a *TOOT*
hair-enhancement1 tub per day, different colours for different days
the results :-
this poor guy spent all his money on hair gel, now he got no money to buy any clothes and he stays in the washroom.. LALA: Look koo Mou??
example of extreme usage of hair gels (3 tubs) and poor mixing of fashion for them, nothing is too expensive when it comes to hair
side effect of using too much hair-gel *rotting eye* all male LALA uses their hair to cover up their one rotting eye, but now most of them looks like *TOOT*.Lala joke 1
A lawyer, a Vet and a Lala were running away from a group of terrorists and came to a deserted warehouse. The lawyer saw some gunny sacks and thought that the they had no choice but to hide using the gunny sacks. So the three of them hid in the gunny sack and soon the terrorists came into the warehouse.
The Chief-of-explosive saw three suspicious looking sacks, went up to the first one with the lawyer hiding in it and kicked it. The quick thinking lawyer cried, "Meow, meow!". The Chief-of-explosive, thinking it was only a cat, went to the other with the Vet inside, gave it a kick, and the Vet cried, "Woof, woof!"
Again, the Chief-of-explosive was tricked and moved on to the third, gave it a kick, at which the Lala cried out, "
Lala Joke 2
One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the
"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.
"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.
"Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng.
"Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.
Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said, "Confirm is shit!"
Then they smiled X) at each other, "WAH! Beng ahhh LUCKY hor we all didn't step on it. Otherwise bad luck wo.. Fuuyoohh really lucky la both of us "
The End XP
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