I was TAgged and Tagged .

Tagged by JErica

Real name:
Gabriel Chan.

Nickname:
Gabe, Chan boi , Rat , Midget.

Married:
Nope. Single

Male or female:
Male.

High school:
S.O.R. (School of retards)

College:
Not yet.

Short or long hair:
Short.

Are you a health freak?:
No .

Height:
171 CM *Midget*

Do you have a crush on someone:
No. *Pathetic i know*

Do you like yourself:
God made me this way so i've learned to appreciate it.

Piercings:
1.

Righty or lefty:
I'm Lefty =).


First**

Surgery:
0000000000.

Piercing:
3 yrs ago.

Person you see in the morning:
Bro.

Award:
Lamest dude alive.

Sport you join:
Basketball, football, volley ball, street ball, foosball, well.... anything to do with balls

Pet:
none.

Vacation:
brazil, australia , rome , new zealand, japan , korea, and america.

Concert:
Planet Shakers.

First crush:
Dame i cant even rmb.


Currently**

Eating:
staring at my com.

Drinking:
Saliva.

I'm about to:
drop dead on my bed .


Your Future**

Want kids:
Yes. As many as i can ^^... 4 would do just fine though

Want to get married:
obviously

Careers in mind:
Food organizer

Lips or eyes:
Eyes.

Hugs or kisses:
x's and o's

Shorter or taller:
Taller.

Romantic or spontaneous:
A little of both.

Sensitive or loud:
Ummmm..... i aint gonna pick one... i'l b a pussy if i do pick one lols...

Trouble maker or hesitant:
Mixture of everything.


Have you ever**

Kissed a stranger:
no.

Drank bubbles:
No.

Lost glasses/contacts:
Yeshh.

Ran away from home:
Yeshh.

Liked someone younger:
^^.

Liked someone older:
uncountable.

Broken someone's heart:
Into a million pieces.

Been arrested:
Not yet and i aint plannin 2.

Cried when someone died:
Yeah.

Liked a friend:
Yea.


Do you believe in**

Yourself:
Sometimes.

Miracles:
Yea.

Heaven:
yea.

Santa Claus:
No.

Magics:
kinda.

Angels:
yea.


Answer Truthfully**

Is there one person you want to be right now:
Yeah.

Do you believe in God:
Yeah.
6 Bloggers to be tagged: Sammie , Dee , Matt , Jowee , Ivy , Loo






Tagged by Dee


First Name- Gabriel Nickname - Gabe Name you wish you had- None Birthday - 25 June Birthplace -SJMC Time of Birth - 11.22 pm Single or taken - Single and available Zodiac sign - i duno......

-Your Appearance-
How tall are you -171cm
Wish you were taller - 6 feet??
Eye color - Dark brown Eye color you want - greenish blueish?
Natural Hair color - Brownish purple Current Hair color -brownish purple
Short or long hair - not to long?
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color - Does Green count?
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair - Bald the center of my head ? *it was a dare*
Glasses or contacts - a mixture of both
Do you wear make-up- Yeah All the time ^^
Ever had hair extensions - nopez.
Paint your nails - yeah... i went for treatment once?


-In the opposite gender-

What color eyes - Doesn't really matter
What color hair - brownish???
Shy or Outgoing - Outgoing and shy; depends
Looks or personality - A mix of both but looks to personality; personality
Sexy or Cute - LAWLS?? i wouldnt know... but Cute sounds Cute??
Serious or Fun - appropriate
Older or Younger than you - DOn really mind
A turn on - Have a totally positive attitude with a BIG SMIle all the time
A turn off - Arrogance


-This or that-

Flowers or Chocolates - Chocs
Pepsi or Coke - none.. i don fancy fizzy drinks
Rap or Rock - Rock
Relationship or One night stand- Relationship
School or Work - School
Love or Money - Both. but love more
Movies or Music - Both. Country or City - City. Sunny or Rainy days - i'm not really sure...... depends
Friends or Family - Both. Family first



-Have you ever-
Lied - Well, yeah..
Stole something - Yeah
Smoked - I did for bout a year plus. I stopped
Hurt someone close to you - Yes
Broke some one's heart - ><>
Had your heart broken - Huh wat?? i think its missing
Wondered what was wrong with you -hell yeah most of the time
Wish you were a prince/princess- not really.. i'm contented with wat i have
Liked someone who was taken -not yet
Shaved your head - GOing too!
Been in love - Yeah
Used chopsticks - Wo shi HUa ren
Sang in the mirror to yourself - Most teenage girls will say yes... but i'm a guy.. so can a lie and say NO?

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-Favorites-

Flower - i wouldnt mine
Candy - anyhting SWEET will do
Song - i have nono
Scent - Boss Hugo
Color - Many
Movie - None in specific
Singer - none
Word - I Love you
Junk food - NOt really into it
Website - friendster and blogspot
Location - Paris; Bali; new york; gold coast, france , switzerland , rome , Spain , Italy. Animal - DOg?

Ever cried over someone - yes
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself - I wish i could...
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose - beauty and the beast???? LOL
Do you play any sports - Oh yea, i do

The rules:-
Link to your tagger and post these rules.
List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (9) people

- I like to crap
-I love my friends
- I love being myself
- I'm tryin to be the best i can
- I'm glad that i have God in my life
- I love KIDS
-Im Mr. Lame
- I love to make ppl smile

i tagg: SAmmie , tracy , Loo , Jowee , Matt ,Ivy , BEN , HAns , Natalie

Just Another Random Day

You know people usually say that a good-hearted person will always do charity i.e. give money to the poor, the handicapped, the homeless, the sick etc..... As you know that everytime we give some cash to these poor souls we feel damn great. Yeah man , I mean really damn great because we felt as if we have done something noble and have the same status as a rich person likeThe Great Uncle Lim Goh Tong from Genting. *Ohh im a great person like this guy, I gave some money to this poor guy*


Anwaaaayzz......Heres the deal, how the heck would we know whether the money that we gave will eventually goes to the needy? For all I know, all those money might just end up in some corrupted !@*#=$ man’s pockets. Especially in Malaysia.


I'm sure most of you peeps have encountered a man askin for money before rite? Well i have a story to tell here goes..

JANUARY, 18 , Friday

I was at this KFC restaurant eating this so called XXX (trippleX) burger which was as tiny as a pea KFC burger when I was approached by this cute 16-17 year old mandarin speaking girl.

Girl: (speaking mandarin) ello, dui bu qi da rao ni men...ada masa untuk saya? *sorry i duno how to say the rest =)*
(English) Hello, sorry to bother you but could you spare me a few minutes?
Gabe: yea, how can i help you?


Girl: Hihihi, ni hao...wo shi chong zhi ge shi tuan lai de...qing wen ni ke yi "bagi wang" * scratch head ^^ heee i forgot how to say donate money*
(English) Hi, I’m from this society and I would like to ask whether you can donate some money to this centre.

Then she goes on showing me some pictures of some down-syndrome kids living in some ghetto dump with crappy environment.


Girl: As you can see, these kids very cham wan u know, they need help lo.

Gabe: umm... ok so???


Girl: So if can you can donate some money to use lo, like 10 bucks enuff.


Gabe: WTF?!!!! 10 BUCKS i'm not so stupid la where got people ask u to give a certain amount for charity??*then I looked at her suspiciously


Girl: I know what u thinking, I not bluffing wan u know, u see I got these papers and newspaper cutting and our license saying that we are real charity collectors *and I haven’t say anything also*

Gabe: Have you been to this centre girl?


Girl: Got, sure got wan la, I go there help everyday wan u know, I sit bus there and help wan ma,e must help these kids wan.


Gabe: Where you from girl?


Girl: I’m from Bidor.


Gabe: According to this paper, this centre is located at Skudai. You know where’s Skudai is?


Girl: Er..erm..


Gabe: Skudai is at Johor. So you telling me that you go all the way from Bidor to Johor in a 6 hours bus ride to help out in this centre? *i know i suck at Geography but i aint that bad*


Girl: …… (speechless)

Gabe: You look like 16-17 years old, don’t you have school to go? You sure that this centre is genuine?

Girl: I’m not bluffing, u know hor, if we do good things god will know we do good things wan, its from the heart, dun care whether you know it will go to the children onot. *and she's cheating me i wonder if that is a good thing....*

Gabe: Its not about doing good things and god knows that, I just don’t feel like giving my moneyto some scam that has been going around preying on gullible naive young girls like you which the money will end up in some scumbag’s pocket.

I can see that you're being cheated and all but let me tell you this. If I were in your position, I'll quit this scam and go home. You're not getting paid for all these running around asking for money right?

Girl: Nods *man I can see tears in her eyes*

Gabe: Look you think you're doing a good thing by collecting money for these things but for all you know, this is just another scam run by some scumbags, you understand me right?

These people just preying on your sympathetic nature and needed some free labour in collecting money for them.

You go home and think about whether what I said makes sense. And if you are smart, you would quit this thing before anything bad happens. You do know nowadays it is very dangerous for a girl as CUTE like you to wonder around in the streets right?

Girl: Nods *I can see her face getting redder. I think she's blushing cuz i called her cute?*

Gabe: Look, tell you what, take tis RM30 and go home, tell all your friends about this so that no people will be used in this scam anymore ok? If you do that, it will be a big charity work that you have done for everyone.

Girl: Cries *thank you*

*Man I felt damn cool, like in some movie scene…on the other hand, I look as if I’ve just dump a girl* ><

ANTI ~[L].[A].[L].[A]~

LALA favourite past time:-
1. go to Sungai Wang to do nothing
2. 'sing k' i.e. sing karaoke at GREEN BOX
3. go to cyber cafe to play online games and dota
4. pretending to be a Japanese
5. spending time and money in a gaming arcade

1. Sungai Wang

The main/central building for LALAs, if you want to go for LALA hunting, this is definitely the place for you. If you simply throw an open net with your eyes close, you can easily catch 10-12 LALAs at one go.. LAWLS....

Although LALAs normally can be found anywhere in Sungai Wang, most of them will normally hang out at the 6th Floor which is their paradise. Any event or celebration of any LALAs will mostly be held here.

2. GREEN BOX

the place where LALAs will invest their money, time and life so that they will think that they have a chance to join Malaysia Idol, Lala Idol, or even being a Superstar, Do you think you can sing, I want to be a Model, Miss LALA International etc.
For them, if you can sing at GreenBox, you can be a superstar like Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou and then randomly select any English word as your name such as Apple Wong, Fish Yeung, Dinosaur Lee, Alligator Tan and Durian Lim.

3. Cyber Cafes

Another LALA favourite hang out spot. Most of them will spend 23 hours in the cafe and 1 hour outside Mamak stall to eat. They return to their home once a week to bath after getting complaints from the cafe management because they smell like sweat and shit. Their favourite game are mostly O2JAM, Super Dancer Online, Ragnarok Online, LALA & AHBENG online and DoTA where they spent hours and days playing the same game and songs again and again hoping one day they might have a chance to make a career out of it XP.
How to spot a LALA in online games? its as easy as ABC. Because their favorite nick would be:
1. MeIsNoob
2.DogLikepro
3.prolikenoob
4. IarePro
5. S3|ina/h3b3 and other C-pop artists' name
a) DOTA

DOTA or better known as Defence of the Ancients is one of the most played game for a LALA. If you don't play DOTA, you're not a LALA 'enuff said. *teeheehee i don play dota so i'm no lala tats y i'm posting tis up ^^*

this is their MOST/BEST/ONLY favourite game. Because of this game, LALAs taken up English lessons to read the character's abilities. However, they only learn just enough to read simple words and not more, such as STUN, ULTI and STOP. Anything more than this will be ignored as though its not written there. For e.g. the word 'Juxtaposition' is a very extremely difficult word for them to pronounce so they will just substitute it with 'Skill 1'.
Here are more example of their translation of Dota skills and languages


Mask of Madness = 'Mek op Meknas'
Crystal Maiden = 'Kistal Mei ren'
Black King Bar = 'Bak Kim Bra'
Eyes of Skadi = 'Ice of Skai Dy'
Laguna Blade = 'Ulti'
Freezing Field = 'Ulti'

Rupture = 'Ulti'

TOP 10 MOST QUOTED LALA PHRASE while playing DOTA
10. i like u like? fast finish oooooooooo
9. mh!!!!!!!!! u mh (i think its maphack) when losing
8. noobhai (when winning)
7. tiu no teamwork (when died)
6. y u ks me? (when he did not get to kill)
5. u lose u diam diam lose
4. lose jor...we stay at fountain
3. b b b b b b b
2. y u lansi ah...ooo me lansi

1. CUM LA 1 ON 1(pissed off)

Other Hobbies.

1. Threesome On the Street (pose#1)

I don't know about this and i don't wanna get involve in any of this (bloody gay)

2. Lick My Ear Clean (pose #2)

You can use your saliva as an alternative if u run out of hair gels

3. Selling Handphones

Lala: Harlow...ni wan buy my hp ma? ^^me wan money to buy hair gel

4. Selling DVDs

Hello fren...u wan buy sum dvd ma?
Gabe: sorry, not interested

BOSS, any dvds, dvd u noe 3 star 5 star wan u noe

Gabe: not interested man, Tai Jor Lo...Seen it, sudah tengok, get lost i wanna eat

Brand new DVD9 u noe...

Gabe: i don't give a damn what dvd it is

u noe wat dvd9 is ah? nine, sembilan, jiu u noe noe?

Gabe: i said i don't give a damn whether its dvd 9 10 or 11, i download movies from the net, why would i buy from u?

coz hor i gib free toy ma..u c u c...cute hor

Gabe: get lost man, i dunwanna buy any DVDs from you, you paedo

Next LALA movie that is going to come out:-

OLd school RawKz

I got bored one day and so Me and a friend of mine (Dixon) decided to organize an outing with our old bunch of school friends whom i've not met in about 1 year. And so we headed over to mid-valley to hang. Bump into Matthais, boy oh boy i thought to myself, this dude has sure grown alot since i last saw him 6 ft plus... and we wore stripped shirts tat looked ALIKE!!! wth.... so yeah.. met up with the rest Matthais, ivy, Jowee, Dixon, Noel, KOREAN , my bro, and myself.

Jowee & ivy.

Hans *Oik korea where is African?*

Matthias (octopus, cicak, butterfingers , Freak of nature) ^^ *oh my gosh! Look!! Free make up!*

Noel(KuKu emperor , KuKu King) *Dixon do you knoe that ur a Fagot?*

Dixon * Huh??? What did you say??*

Dixon * DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAGOT??? *

Ivy( ivy??)

Jowee (wee) ~.~

GAI GAI

Missing in Action

Gideon

Eugene

Loo

YOou know I've always value my friends, or people close to me.. To me they are my EVERYTHING. Everyone needs a friend. "What are friends for?" To me my friends are the closest thing to me than anything else in this world. A good friend is a friend that is someone special to me,someone you never lie to,can be a boy or a girl *^^*,someone that is always there,listens to you,always has input to give or to even advice me, a friend also helps you through the thick and the thin, he/she will always stand by my side,will never let you down. What would you do if you didnt have a friend? I am truly grateful to God for providing me with such good friends.