TAGs

Wanna know more bout me ??!! Guess i'll have to get tagged more often if u wanna knoe more LOL =).. And yes ppl i got tagged...

1. What's your most favourite colour?
- ummm Any thing BRIGHT ?!!

2. Who is the most important to you?
- God, Family , and friends pretty much everyone i know i love ^^

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
- hmmmm lets see.... 1,2,3,4.... actually i don think i had so far XD

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
- in what area??!! overall i guess I DO.. even if i don have confidence i'll jus have to believe i do..

5. How many babies you want?
- i'm guessin 4? But i would love twins (boy, girl,boy,girl) depends on my wife that is.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- ..... is tis a trick question??

7. What is your goal for this year?
- To accomplish all my GOALS LMAO!!!

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
- If i'm able to find a girl who can love me as much as i love her than the answer is Yes.

9. Do you think that the person who tag you,like to play kidnapping?
- I wonder.... Why would she wanna kidnap me 4?

10. What are you really afraid of?
- LIZARD!!!! COCKROACHES!!! ummm wat else?? My Dad?? lol Scary sial

11. What is your bad habit?
- Tryin to be bad. I guess

12. Do u have a secret crush?
- Shhh *hands on mouth* dont tell anyone k.. *whispers* "its a secret la so keep it a secret OKAY?" >< style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Funny??????
18. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
- Look in the mirror and start laughin.. SHIOK !!! * two thumbs up*

19. What is the worst case scenario happen to you in your life?
- My friend dared me to quit my summer job and I DID!!!

20. Are you dumb or are you just dumb?
- hmmm that's dumb.. if i pick one i'll be like a total loser man.. I'll choose DUmb DUmb

Instructions: Remove one question from above and add in your personal question. Make a total of 20 questions and tag 5 people. List them out at the end of the post.Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.


DEE, SAMMIE , JOWEE, MATT LU, HANS

10 ways to propose to a girl you love

Just remember guys, all this is done on one knee! And don't forget the Ring!

1. "My mom says i should marry you..."
2. "My dad says the same too."
3. "My Grandmother also said that"
4. "So did my auntie"
5. "Even my dog barked so *Marry her woof woof*"
6. "... I agree with them :)"
7. "Marry me mou? Dont shy shy la..."
8. "I could never really find you till i looked here *points to heart*"
9. "I've spent so much on the ring already, marry me lor?"
10. "Please?" (its the magic word, works all the time. Trust me...)

If all these doesn't work. Then you have to add some romantic lines at the end like...

Because nobody makes me feel the way you make me do.

My legs feel like jello and my knees like goo

My face blushes red, and my lips turn blue

Because i really want to marry you.

Marry Me??? *Puppy dog eyes*

but if it all still doesn't turn out the way you wanted it to be then say some cover-line like "Boleh jadi kakak saya ah?"

*Sigh* my poor future wife...(she'd better not be reading this. Amen! )

S.H.I.M

As you all know that medical equipments are advancing day by day but somehow we've became too advance check tis out...


THAILAND (S.H.I.M)

TAIWAN (S.H.I.M)

SINGAPOREAN (S.H.I.M)


KOREAN (S.H.I.M)


CHINA (S.H.I.M) *not too advance over there i guess*



AND JAPANESE (S.H.I.M) *if i didn't know that that this is a SHIM i would have fallen in love*



If I didn't know they were guys I might just fall in love with them DAme!! Pictures like these just makes you doubt the girls around you now if their really 'GIRLS'... *are u sure that your girlfriend is a GIRL??* ^^


MIss Universe or Mister Universe??



Don't simply date a girl without actually seriously knowing who that girl WAS!! A famous pick up line would be...

"No matter how you were before in the past, what I love is who you are now."

Don't go and say that until you are totally confirmed that she's really a she man

How to do u distinguish a SHE from a HIM??

Check the throat, look at the "ADAM'S APPLE" because only guys have it, so that's how you can different shape the guy from the girl .... just in case you don't know what an Adam's Apple is.......


yup tis is an "Adams Apple"

and tis is NOT a WOMEN



Now now now you should'nt have doubts about all girls.... just, be cautious XD you can never be too sure


HOT?? YEAH i know tell me bout it... I didn't say that this is a HE but rumors has it that tis WAS a He so go figure it out ^^...


Well there are some successful surgeries but there are also some that aren't successful take a look


TaDAAA!!!

if you think these are bad enough wait till you take a look at this one


MWAHHsss!!! "me so HORNY baby...."



OK STOP!!! This aint no SHIM.... He's my bro and he aint gay he just gets all hyped up when he sees a SHIM walking on the streets ^^ ... a tribute to my friend fro this post..

ToDAY!!

*walkie static buzzing* e....ell.....eelllooo..... can you hear m....mee??? LOL OMgoodnessss its a SAturday mornin people!!!! I've never felt so EXITED, HAppy , Worried , Sad , anxious ,curious , and crazy in my whole entire life!!! its CRAZY!!! yesh i'm leavin in like 5 min from now and i'm stil blogging... =) I'LL MISS YOU GUYS; Every SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO IS READIN THIS!!!!

I'LL BE BACK!!!! TIS is SPAZTIC ya'll ....

I'm gonna go to NS with my own theme.. "i came i saw i conquered " yesh i knoe it can mean many things XD... i'll updated in 3 months time ...

the Funky Spaztic - Monkey is out!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE Nyani Poot poot!!!!

*MUAKZZZ* ^^ bye

PISSED!!!

For the first time in my blog i'm FUCKING PISSED!!! AT MYSELF.. I just feel really stupid... LOL!!! Anyways as most of you know tat i'm leavin for NS (National service) tis coming SATURDAY you can contact me on my cell at 014-3338721/ 012-6332377 only on weekends so yeah....

Btw those of you who attended the dinner just now i really do appreciate you all for showing up... sorta felt bad tat i didnt get to mingle with any of you...

i cant sleep ppl!!! *screams* its 3 am over here right now and i jus got back like 10 min ago...

Don really have the mood to blog bout my dinner and outing tonight... but i will SOON!!

peace..

"Tan Hong Ming In Love"

"Tan Hong Ming In Love" I really find this so cute... couldn't help it but to post it up ^^.. Even at a young age kids falls in love.. This vid clip reminds me of the times i used to be in love.. Love is unpredictable and uncontainable but its reliable and infallible. Love is both right and wrong. Love is weak and strong. Love is good. Love is pure. Love is very real indeed for it is everywhere. Love is also sure. Love is jealous and it can sure be selfish at times too. Love is pain. Lvoe is lost. Love is gained. Love is everything. Love plays a big role in our lives. Love is beautiful & fair. Love is great as it gives us a feeling of being wanted. Love is demanding. Love is sacrifice and at the same time Love can be shitty I don't know how to tell you I don't know if you care I want to say I love you But I don't even dare It's true you may not love me But I can't help the way I feel I don't know why I feel this way But I know this feeling is real You don't know how hard it is To see you but cannot care There's nothing else that I can do But just to secretly stare At times I just tear along with the rain drops And try to wash this feeling away If only it were that easy I wouldn't be feeling this today... I love ya for who you really are. I love the way she laughs the way she shows her kindness the way she smiles. I simply love the way she cares and put others first the way she comforts me. I love how she looks I love how she’s smart I love how she’s helpful I love how she talks I love the way she holds me when I’m sad I just simply love everything bout her I love her name her eyes. I love her confidence in everything she does and her encouragement. I love the way she is I love the way she cares for me I love our precious time together I love her sweetness I love that I love her so!

The most wonderful thing about the Curse of Cursing... ^^

Ever had a day when u feel so down?!... so low... like the world has transformed into Holland??... u feel da pressure of the entire ocean mounting on ur chest... and u feel... really really shitty??...

Or perhaps you ever had a moment when u feel like u want to kick everyone's ass... especially when they piss u off... u feel like giving them this really tight slap which will make their jaws sore for da entire week...

Ever had a time when u think u r going to win but ends up losing?... u feel really stupid and so irritable...

Ever had a second;when u feel So freakin happy bcus ur dreams came true... u won some lottery or ur crush just asked u out...

Ever had an hour where u are on the L.R.T. and suddenly this hot chick/hunk mistook you for her friend and claps her hand on ur eyes behind u... only to end up buying u a drink later bcus she feels embarassed and sorry...

Ever wondered why most of our friends and peers uses the word FUCk ??
well... sometimes... to express urself in such extreme situations of joy or anger... it can be really hard... at least for me... and thats y... for me to cope with life's unpredictability...
I've come to thank this word "FUCK" a lot. in all the above situation... dont u wish u can just shout out loud... FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck is like the greatest English word ever said. i mean, english is the most widespread language... but... not all words are known... try going to Mongolia... trust me... those ppl thr will still know the word "fuck" compared to "how are you?"...
still a lot of ppl are skeptical bout this beautiful and practical word... they tend to associate it with negative thoughts... which incorporates the literal meaning of the word.. "sexual intercourse"...
but the also fail to realise tht this word's usage has been extended so dramatically over the past few decades that it is used in many various situations rather than just for its literal meaning...

BENEFITS of "FUCK"

• Superb stress relief.
• great way of expressing anger or joy.
• great way of describing something (eg: that goal was so FUCKING great! or that guy was really fuck up.)
• great way of cursing at ur friends without sounding too rude. (eg: fuck you man...)
• allow ppl to know when u r really pissed. ("can u pls shut the FUCK up" as compared to "can you shut up" or "pls lower your voice")
• it inspired FCUK and they have great jeans and tees.
• it avoids road fights and road accidents really. you can always release some rage by saying "fucking bastard... dont u have ur fucking eyes... cant u fucking see... fucking mo@#$rfucker... dogfucker... cat fucker... anything fucker" instead of driving ur car right into their face or go down get into a fist fight.
• it sounds good. fuck. The word FUCK is the sweetest thing i've ever heard
  

*I FUCKING love you ALL ^^ ~~ Mwahhs~~ *

JUST FOR LAUGHS







no one ken to ken to sivmen
no I can't forget this evening
nor yon clees toju maliveh
or your face as you were leaving
when i gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
but I guess thats just the way the story goes
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
you always smile but in your eyes
yon sorra shoo
your sorrow shows
yes ee shoo, ooo
yes it shows

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

I can't live
I can't give anymore

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

ken lee
I can't give
ken lee meju more
I can't give anymore