ToDAY!!

*walkie static buzzing* e....ell.....eelllooo..... can you hear m....mee??? LOL OMgoodnessss its a SAturday mornin people!!!! I've never felt so EXITED, HAppy , Worried , Sad , anxious ,curious , and crazy in my whole entire life!!! its CRAZY!!! yesh i'm leavin in like 5 min from now and i'm stil blogging... =) I'LL MISS YOU GUYS; Every SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO IS READIN THIS!!!!

I'LL BE BACK!!!! TIS is SPAZTIC ya'll ....

I'm gonna go to NS with my own theme.. "i came i saw i conquered " yesh i knoe it can mean many things XD... i'll updated in 3 months time ...

the Funky Spaztic - Monkey is out!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE Nyani Poot poot!!!!

*MUAKZZZ* ^^ bye

PISSED!!!

For the first time in my blog i'm FUCKING PISSED!!! AT MYSELF.. I just feel really stupid... LOL!!! Anyways as most of you know tat i'm leavin for NS (National service) tis coming SATURDAY you can contact me on my cell at 014-3338721/ 012-6332377 only on weekends so yeah....

Btw those of you who attended the dinner just now i really do appreciate you all for showing up... sorta felt bad tat i didnt get to mingle with any of you...

i cant sleep ppl!!! *screams* its 3 am over here right now and i jus got back like 10 min ago...

Don really have the mood to blog bout my dinner and outing tonight... but i will SOON!!

peace..

"Tan Hong Ming In Love"

"Tan Hong Ming In Love" I really find this so cute... couldn't help it but to post it up ^^.. Even at a young age kids falls in love.. This vid clip reminds me of the times i used to be in love.. Love is unpredictable and uncontainable but its reliable and infallible. Love is both right and wrong. Love is weak and strong. Love is good. Love is pure. Love is very real indeed for it is everywhere. Love is also sure. Love is jealous and it can sure be selfish at times too. Love is pain. Lvoe is lost. Love is gained. Love is everything. Love plays a big role in our lives. Love is beautiful & fair. Love is great as it gives us a feeling of being wanted. Love is demanding. Love is sacrifice and at the same time Love can be shitty I don't know how to tell you I don't know if you care I want to say I love you But I don't even dare It's true you may not love me But I can't help the way I feel I don't know why I feel this way But I know this feeling is real You don't know how hard it is To see you but cannot care There's nothing else that I can do But just to secretly stare At times I just tear along with the rain drops And try to wash this feeling away If only it were that easy I wouldn't be feeling this today... I love ya for who you really are. I love the way she laughs the way she shows her kindness the way she smiles. I simply love the way she cares and put others first the way she comforts me. I love how she looks I love how she’s smart I love how she’s helpful I love how she talks I love the way she holds me when I’m sad I just simply love everything bout her I love her name her eyes. I love her confidence in everything she does and her encouragement. I love the way she is I love the way she cares for me I love our precious time together I love her sweetness I love that I love her so!

The most wonderful thing about the Curse of Cursing... ^^

Ever had a day when u feel so down?!... so low... like the world has transformed into Holland??... u feel da pressure of the entire ocean mounting on ur chest... and u feel... really really shitty??...

Or perhaps you ever had a moment when u feel like u want to kick everyone's ass... especially when they piss u off... u feel like giving them this really tight slap which will make their jaws sore for da entire week...

Ever had a time when u think u r going to win but ends up losing?... u feel really stupid and so irritable...

Ever had a second;when u feel So freakin happy bcus ur dreams came true... u won some lottery or ur crush just asked u out...

Ever had an hour where u are on the L.R.T. and suddenly this hot chick/hunk mistook you for her friend and claps her hand on ur eyes behind u... only to end up buying u a drink later bcus she feels embarassed and sorry...

Ever wondered why most of our friends and peers uses the word FUCk ??
well... sometimes... to express urself in such extreme situations of joy or anger... it can be really hard... at least for me... and thats y... for me to cope with life's unpredictability...
I've come to thank this word "FUCK" a lot. in all the above situation... dont u wish u can just shout out loud... FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck is like the greatest English word ever said. i mean, english is the most widespread language... but... not all words are known... try going to Mongolia... trust me... those ppl thr will still know the word "fuck" compared to "how are you?"...
still a lot of ppl are skeptical bout this beautiful and practical word... they tend to associate it with negative thoughts... which incorporates the literal meaning of the word.. "sexual intercourse"...
but the also fail to realise tht this word's usage has been extended so dramatically over the past few decades that it is used in many various situations rather than just for its literal meaning...

BENEFITS of "FUCK"

• Superb stress relief.
• great way of expressing anger or joy.
• great way of describing something (eg: that goal was so FUCKING great! or that guy was really fuck up.)
• great way of cursing at ur friends without sounding too rude. (eg: fuck you man...)
• allow ppl to know when u r really pissed. ("can u pls shut the FUCK up" as compared to "can you shut up" or "pls lower your voice")
• it inspired FCUK and they have great jeans and tees.
• it avoids road fights and road accidents really. you can always release some rage by saying "fucking bastard... dont u have ur fucking eyes... cant u fucking see... fucking mo@#$rfucker... dogfucker... cat fucker... anything fucker" instead of driving ur car right into their face or go down get into a fist fight.
• it sounds good. fuck. The word FUCK is the sweetest thing i've ever heard
  

*I FUCKING love you ALL ^^ ~~ Mwahhs~~ *

JUST FOR LAUGHS







no one ken to ken to sivmen
no I can't forget this evening
nor yon clees toju maliveh
or your face as you were leaving
when i gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
but I guess thats just the way the story goes
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
you always smile but in your eyes
yon sorra shoo
your sorrow shows
yes ee shoo, ooo
yes it shows

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

I can't live
I can't give anymore

ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you

ken lee
I can't give
ken lee meju more
I can't give anymore

[L].[A].[L].[A] PART II

LALA Part II


Name: LALA #1

i have problems communication with this guy because he speaks very softly like a Retard and as usual the hair will be covering his rotten eye due to extreme usage of hair-gels. Notice he is acting cute like a faggot and trying to make a move on me, I have to restrain myself from assaulting him during an outing with some fwens.



Gabe: good day Lala1

lala1: harlow...ni hau..u tok hua yue ma?

Gabe: i can but i would like to continue this conversation in English so that other people can understand us Lala: nono le...me england no good...coz hor at skel last time me feil england wan ma...for wat lern england?...redbox also i no sing england song. cuz hor i only like CHina songs

Gabe: why not learn how to speak proper English? isn't it an important asset for us as we need the English language to work in the real world?

Lala1:aiya....no ned le...i pro hua yue ma..me wok als no need england ma...

Gabe:Would you mind telling me what kinda work doesn't need English?

LAla1: yer...me play super-dancer-online n dota ma...i play eday u noe..no ned england wan me tel u

Gabe: those are online games, not jobs...can you speak louder? *i cant hear nuts* anyways as far as i know, you need to type in english even in online games right?
Lala1: yer me std england enuf lo..me awiz go forum pos many typing wan ma...u c tis forum (WWW.LALAFORUM.COM) ...ter ter i pos me pics hor n ask ppl rate me lo..i tel u ah...muz rate me gud u noe..if not hor i sad sad wan =.= ^^
Gabe: WTH is his prob? You wan me to rate a GUy =.= ? ok so... ?

Lala1: akceli me also duno wan...me c ppl use me ma use lo /gg

Gabe: Now WTh is /GG? can you please speak louder? *really pissed off now*
Lala1: me also duno neways dun care le...u rate me la...u c me suai onot?...how much u wan gime? 8/10?

Gabe: -8/10 and i think you look like an idiot *walks off*
Lala1: YOR dun go la...rate me 1st le pls pls






OK so i got bored one day and so i decided to search for LALA on the web.. LALA here is not clams or any other seafood



not this


nor this



THIS is the kind of LALA that i'm talking about!!!!




LALA is a abbreviation for Lonely And Looney Ahbeng/Ahlian (depending on their gender, use whichever appropriate) LALAs can usually be found in Sungai Wang Plaza *mostly on the 6th floor* or alternatively Berjaya Times Square. If any normal person enters these 2 buildings, they will feel as if they have entered into another world as LALAs have weird fashion sense. For them, fashion is like 'ROJAK' * like mixed fruits with everything and anything in it* where anything goes from all eras. Currently their mixed fashion are pumpkin pants from medieval English renaissance era *the pants Hamlet/Mickey Mouse wore*


Noticed those black and white striped socks and shirts?? * those prison look alike t-shirts?* and aprons. Sometimes they will add on a tie but they have no idea on how to tie one.




An Example of a LALA, without ties and aprons but the most important thing is the STRIPES

to make matter worse, female LALAs often put on EXTRA HEAVY make-up to cover up their face so that they will look more photogenic as most of them are cam-whores i.e. they will take 20 of the same pictures with the same poses *heads down with eyes looking up, puffing their mouth and the finger pose*



*YEah i knoe... Tell me bout it~~ O_o*



an example of different poses of the same person when cam-whoring *notice the stripes is a must* As for Male LALAs, they don't really care about their dressing but the most important thing in the world for them is their HAIR *even though i care bout my hair ALOt i still won be able to beat the Male LALA's*

Male Lala will wake up as early as 6am in the morning just to set up their hair so that they can go to Sungai Wang later just to stand there doing nothing or 'SING K' i.e. visit redbox karaoke. They invest their hard earn money on hair gels/wax/clay/cum/glue/whatever sticky just so that they can have anime-anti-defying hair or just to look like a *TOOT*



hair-enhancement
1 tub per day, different colours for different days



the results :-

this poor guy spent all his money on hair gel, now he got no money to buy any clothes and he stays in the washroom.. LALA: Look koo Mou??



example of extreme usage of hair gels (3 tubs) and poor mixing of fashion for them, nothing is too expensive when it comes to hair




side effect of using too much hair-gel *rotting eye* all male LALA uses their hair to cover up their one rotting eye, but now most of them looks like *TOOT*.




Lala joke 1

A lawyer, a Vet and a Lala were running away from a group of terrorists and came to a deserted warehouse. The lawyer saw some gunny sacks and thought that the they had no choice but to hide using the gunny sacks. So the three of them hid in the gunny sack and soon the terrorists came into the warehouse.

The Chief-of-explosive saw three suspicious looking sacks, went up to the first one with the lawyer hiding in it and kicked it. The quick thinking lawyer cried, "Meow, meow!". The Chief-of-explosive, thinking it was only a cat, went to the other with the Vet inside, gave it a kick, and the Vet cried, "Woof, woof!"

Again, the Chief-of-explosive was tricked and moved on to the third, gave it a kick, at which the Lala cried out, "K@n n1 na che3 by3, who kick me hah?!?!?! 0O0 ^^=p/gg =)!!! cum la 1 on 1"

Lala Joke 2


One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path. Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely.

"Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng.

"Hmmm..... smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Beng then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confidence, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled X) at each other, "WAH! Beng ahhh LUCKY hor we all didn't step on it. Otherwise bad luck wo.. Fuuyoohh really lucky la both of us "

The End XP

Banana

i was reading Jian Shen's blog to look for something when i came across THIS!! it's hilarious i tell you!

Speak Chinese In Five Easy Minutes!

That's not right = Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP = Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man = Dum Gai

Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? = Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here = Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone = No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu "Lei Kong Mat Yeh?"

Alia remember?...

i forgive you : Ngo Bei Lei Sei

I was TAgged and Tagged .

Tagged by JErica

Real name:
Gabriel Chan.

Nickname:
Gabe, Chan boi , Rat , Midget.

Married:
Nope. Single

Male or female:
Male.

High school:
S.O.R. (School of retards)

College:
Not yet.

Short or long hair:
Short.

Are you a health freak?:
No .

Height:
171 CM *Midget*

Do you have a crush on someone:
No. *Pathetic i know*

Do you like yourself:
God made me this way so i've learned to appreciate it.

Piercings:
1.

Righty or lefty:
I'm Lefty =).


First**

Surgery:
0000000000.

Piercing:
3 yrs ago.

Person you see in the morning:
Bro.

Award:
Lamest dude alive.

Sport you join:
Basketball, football, volley ball, street ball, foosball, well.... anything to do with balls

Pet:
none.

Vacation:
brazil, australia , rome , new zealand, japan , korea, and america.

Concert:
Planet Shakers.

First crush:
Dame i cant even rmb.


Currently**

Eating:
staring at my com.

Drinking:
Saliva.

I'm about to:
drop dead on my bed .


Your Future**

Want kids:
Yes. As many as i can ^^... 4 would do just fine though

Want to get married:
obviously

Careers in mind:
Food organizer

Lips or eyes:
Eyes.

Hugs or kisses:
x's and o's

Shorter or taller:
Taller.

Romantic or spontaneous:
A little of both.

Sensitive or loud:
Ummmm..... i aint gonna pick one... i'l b a pussy if i do pick one lols...

Trouble maker or hesitant:
Mixture of everything.


Have you ever**

Kissed a stranger:
no.

Drank bubbles:
No.

Lost glasses/contacts:
Yeshh.

Ran away from home:
Yeshh.

Liked someone younger:
^^.

Liked someone older:
uncountable.

Broken someone's heart:
Into a million pieces.

Been arrested:
Not yet and i aint plannin 2.

Cried when someone died:
Yeah.

Liked a friend:
Yea.


Do you believe in**

Yourself:
Sometimes.

Miracles:
Yea.

Heaven:
yea.

Santa Claus:
No.

Magics:
kinda.

Angels:
yea.


Answer Truthfully**

Is there one person you want to be right now:
Yeah.

Do you believe in God:
Yeah.
6 Bloggers to be tagged: Sammie , Dee , Matt , Jowee , Ivy , Loo






Tagged by Dee


First Name- Gabriel Nickname - Gabe Name you wish you had- None Birthday - 25 June Birthplace -SJMC Time of Birth - 11.22 pm Single or taken - Single and available Zodiac sign - i duno......

-Your Appearance-
How tall are you -171cm
Wish you were taller - 6 feet??
Eye color - Dark brown Eye color you want - greenish blueish?
Natural Hair color - Brownish purple Current Hair color -brownish purple
Short or long hair - not to long?
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color - Does Green count?
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair - Bald the center of my head ? *it was a dare*
Glasses or contacts - a mixture of both
Do you wear make-up- Yeah All the time ^^
Ever had hair extensions - nopez.
Paint your nails - yeah... i went for treatment once?


-In the opposite gender-

What color eyes - Doesn't really matter
What color hair - brownish???
Shy or Outgoing - Outgoing and shy; depends
Looks or personality - A mix of both but looks to personality; personality
Sexy or Cute - LAWLS?? i wouldnt know... but Cute sounds Cute??
Serious or Fun - appropriate
Older or Younger than you - DOn really mind
A turn on - Have a totally positive attitude with a BIG SMIle all the time
A turn off - Arrogance


-This or that-

Flowers or Chocolates - Chocs
Pepsi or Coke - none.. i don fancy fizzy drinks
Rap or Rock - Rock
Relationship or One night stand- Relationship
School or Work - School
Love or Money - Both. but love more
Movies or Music - Both. Country or City - City. Sunny or Rainy days - i'm not really sure...... depends
Friends or Family - Both. Family first



-Have you ever-
Lied - Well, yeah..
Stole something - Yeah
Smoked - I did for bout a year plus. I stopped
Hurt someone close to you - Yes
Broke some one's heart - ><>
Had your heart broken - Huh wat?? i think its missing
Wondered what was wrong with you -hell yeah most of the time
Wish you were a prince/princess- not really.. i'm contented with wat i have
Liked someone who was taken -not yet
Shaved your head - GOing too!
Been in love - Yeah
Used chopsticks - Wo shi HUa ren
Sang in the mirror to yourself - Most teenage girls will say yes... but i'm a guy.. so can a lie and say NO?

.
-Favorites-

Flower - i wouldnt mine
Candy - anyhting SWEET will do
Song - i have nono
Scent - Boss Hugo
Color - Many
Movie - None in specific
Singer - none
Word - I Love you
Junk food - NOt really into it
Website - friendster and blogspot
Location - Paris; Bali; new york; gold coast, france , switzerland , rome , Spain , Italy. Animal - DOg?

Ever cried over someone - yes
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself - I wish i could...
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose - beauty and the beast???? LOL
Do you play any sports - Oh yea, i do

The rules:-
Link to your tagger and post these rules.
List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (9) people

- I like to crap
-I love my friends
- I love being myself
- I'm tryin to be the best i can
- I'm glad that i have God in my life
- I love KIDS
-Im Mr. Lame
- I love to make ppl smile

i tagg: SAmmie , tracy , Loo , Jowee , Matt ,Ivy , BEN , HAns , Natalie