What i do in school

Well as most of you out there know that i'm the Senior of the class.. ; the oldest lah!! .. This is what i do and what i get from teacher.. just something to show ya'll.... School is kinda awesome though... As the senior of the class i have to Mop the floor, sweep the floor, wipe the desk when the students have all gone back.. Sad rite? yeah i knoe ... lols .. its like everyday man!! and plus i've got extra Work to do cuz my teacher says she "loves ME" ~rite~....... All the punishment i get from her...




All the work she gives me!! SO MUCH!! I tell you ah i can become a DOCTOR at the rate i'm going!!! ~yeah yeah i know lah you wan me to become a doctor so that teacher can get free medicine~




Aiyo teacher can you pweeeese spare me ?? I Don't think i can get married la... "Perhaps i can pass on my assignments to my children??" HAHAHAHAHAHA



EILEEN: She just loves pickin on me!! SEE HER B.I.G smile =)... Teacher i beg you let me go... please please... i do anything !! I'll become SAMPAH LOU for 1 month?? OK ? please aiyo teacher.......




MEET Joseph GAN!!


Reason why he's stoned is cause he's got more assignments than anyone else and he's really pissed.. see his piss face LMAO!!

Age: 16
Species: Unknown
gender: male+female=SHEMale
Ambition: Pornstar
D.O.B: No birth date. Everyday is his birthday
Talent: Self abuse, pole dancing , FFK king , SUper sporting, Being retarded

Jokes dedicated just for him ~by andrew~



2 Robers robbing a bank without weapons see how they do it

Joseph GAN = DOn't MOVE!!! Put your hands in the AIR!! I got .... I GOT.....

ANdrew = I got a GAN!!! ^^


What do you call a wet Joseph Gan?
Ans= Water Gan

What do you call a SHORT Joseph?
ANS= SHORT GAN!!


When Joseph dies and gets cremated; being put in a jar what do you call it?
ANS= GAN powder!!


THe only person that can make our teacher laugh so hard is joseph for being spaztic



LETS do WORK!! ~wheeeeee~ =.= ... must make teacher proud!! sigh



Teacher happy Mo??



ME ,TEACHER EILEEN , SON JARED





WHEn i'm HIGH ON COFFEE!!!!



Spaztic-Monkey is now signing off.. ~cheeers~ see my spaztic face ^^


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people are like tea bags. You have to put them into Hot water before you can know how strong they are