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1) Q: Why can't skeletons play church music?
A: Because they don't have any organs.

2) Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smile because its a mile long.

3) Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table?
A: "Don't move, T've got you covered."

4) Q: Why did the policeman covers himself with a blanket in bed?
A: Because he an undercover cop.

5) Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn when he's hungry?
A: wehhh...wehhh....

6) Q: What animal you should never play cards with?
A: A Cheat-tah

7) Q: Which part of your body is last to die?
A: The Live-r