RAndom Joke Day
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Why are guys like lava lamps?
They're fun to watch, but not very bright!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
*cracking Knuckles* aite that was just a warm up.. Now this is the starting
A drink of water
Being a parent aint an easy job.. especially when u have a cheeky lil kid
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
No comments:
Post a Comment