Ever had a day when u feel so down?!... so low... like the world has transformed into Holland??... u feel da pressure of the entire ocean mounting on ur chest... and u feel... really really shitty??...
Or perhaps you ever had a moment when u feel like u want to kick everyone's ass... especially when they piss u off... u feel like giving them this really tight slap which will make their jaws sore for da entire week...
Ever had a time when u think u r going to win but ends up losing?... u feel really stupid and so irritable...
Ever had a second;when u feel So freakin happy bcus ur dreams came true... u won some lottery or ur crush just asked u out...
Ever had an hour where u are on the L.R.T. and suddenly this hot chick/hunk mistook you for her friend and claps her hand on ur eyes behind u... only to end up buying u a drink later bcus she feels embarassed and sorry...
Ever wondered why most of our friends and peers uses the word FUCk ??
well... sometimes... to express urself in such extreme situations of joy or anger... it can be really hard... at least for me... and thats y... for me to cope with life's unpredictability...
I've come to thank this word "FUCK" a lot. in all the above situation... dont u wish u can just shout out loud... FUCK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck is like the greatest English word ever said. i mean, english is the most widespread language... but... not all words are known... try going to Mongolia... trust me... those ppl thr will still know the word "fuck" compared to "how are you?"...
still a lot of ppl are skeptical bout this beautiful and practical word... they tend to associate it with negative thoughts... which incorporates the literal meaning of the word.. "sexual intercourse"...
but the also fail to realise tht this word's usage has been extended so dramatically over the past few decades that it is used in many various situations rather than just for its literal meaning...
BENEFITS of "FUCK"
- Superb stress relief.
- great way of expressing anger or joy.
- great way of describing something (eg: that goal was so FUCKING great! or that guy was really fuck up.)
- great way of cursing at ur friends without sounding too rude. (eg: fuck you man...)
- allow ppl to know when u r really pissed. ("can u pls shut the FUCK up" as compared to "can you shut up" or "pls lower your voice")
- it inspired FCUK and they have great jeans and tees.
- it avoids road fights and road accidents really. you can always release some rage by saying "fucking bastard... dont u have ur fucking eyes... cant u fucking see... fucking mo@#$rfucker... dogfucker... cat fucker... anything fucker" instead of driving ur car right into their face or go down get into a fist fight.
- it sounds good. fuck. The word FUCK is the sweetest thing i've ever heard
*I FUCKING love you ALL ^^ ~~ Mwahhs~~ *
JUST FOR LAUGHS
no one ken to ken to sivmen
no I can't forget this evening
nor yon clees toju maliveh
or your face as you were leaving
when i gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
but I guess thats just the way the story goes
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
you always smile but in your eyes
yon sorra shoo
your sorrow shows
yes ee shoo, ooo
yes it shows
ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore
ken lee
I can't live
tulibu dibu douchoo
if living is without you
ken lee
I can't give
ken lee meju more
I can't give anymore
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