Just Another Random Day

You know people usually say that a good-hearted person will always do charity i.e. give money to the poor, the handicapped, the homeless, the sick etc..... As you know that everytime we give some cash to these poor souls we feel damn great. Yeah man , I mean really damn great because we felt as if we have done something noble and have the same status as a rich person likeThe Great Uncle Lim Goh Tong from Genting. *Ohh im a great person like this guy, I gave some money to this poor guy*


Anwaaaayzz......Heres the deal, how the heck would we know whether the money that we gave will eventually goes to the needy? For all I know, all those money might just end up in some corrupted !@*#=$ man’s pockets. Especially in Malaysia.


I'm sure most of you peeps have encountered a man askin for money before rite? Well i have a story to tell here goes..

JANUARY, 18 , Friday

I was at this KFC restaurant eating this so called XXX (trippleX) burger which was as tiny as a pea KFC burger when I was approached by this cute 16-17 year old mandarin speaking girl.

Girl: (speaking mandarin) ello, dui bu qi da rao ni men...ada masa untuk saya? *sorry i duno how to say the rest =)*
(English) Hello, sorry to bother you but could you spare me a few minutes?
Gabe: yea, how can i help you?


Girl: Hihihi, ni hao...wo shi chong zhi ge shi tuan lai de...qing wen ni ke yi "bagi wang" * scratch head ^^ heee i forgot how to say donate money*
(English) Hi, I’m from this society and I would like to ask whether you can donate some money to this centre.

Then she goes on showing me some pictures of some down-syndrome kids living in some ghetto dump with crappy environment.


Girl: As you can see, these kids very cham wan u know, they need help lo.

Gabe: umm... ok so???


Girl: So if can you can donate some money to use lo, like 10 bucks enuff.


Gabe: WTF?!!!! 10 BUCKS i'm not so stupid la where got people ask u to give a certain amount for charity??*then I looked at her suspiciously


Girl: I know what u thinking, I not bluffing wan u know, u see I got these papers and newspaper cutting and our license saying that we are real charity collectors *and I haven’t say anything also*

Gabe: Have you been to this centre girl?


Girl: Got, sure got wan la, I go there help everyday wan u know, I sit bus there and help wan ma,e must help these kids wan.


Gabe: Where you from girl?


Girl: I’m from Bidor.


Gabe: According to this paper, this centre is located at Skudai. You know where’s Skudai is?


Girl: Er..erm..


Gabe: Skudai is at Johor. So you telling me that you go all the way from Bidor to Johor in a 6 hours bus ride to help out in this centre? *i know i suck at Geography but i aint that bad*


Girl: …… (speechless)

Gabe: You look like 16-17 years old, don’t you have school to go? You sure that this centre is genuine?

Girl: I’m not bluffing, u know hor, if we do good things god will know we do good things wan, its from the heart, dun care whether you know it will go to the children onot. *and she's cheating me i wonder if that is a good thing....*

Gabe: Its not about doing good things and god knows that, I just don’t feel like giving my moneyto some scam that has been going around preying on gullible naive young girls like you which the money will end up in some scumbag’s pocket.

I can see that you're being cheated and all but let me tell you this. If I were in your position, I'll quit this scam and go home. You're not getting paid for all these running around asking for money right?

Girl: Nods *man I can see tears in her eyes*

Gabe: Look you think you're doing a good thing by collecting money for these things but for all you know, this is just another scam run by some scumbags, you understand me right?

These people just preying on your sympathetic nature and needed some free labour in collecting money for them.

You go home and think about whether what I said makes sense. And if you are smart, you would quit this thing before anything bad happens. You do know nowadays it is very dangerous for a girl as CUTE like you to wonder around in the streets right?

Girl: Nods *I can see her face getting redder. I think she's blushing cuz i called her cute?*

Gabe: Look, tell you what, take tis RM30 and go home, tell all your friends about this so that no people will be used in this scam anymore ok? If you do that, it will be a big charity work that you have done for everyone.

Girl: Cries *thank you*

*Man I felt damn cool, like in some movie scene…on the other hand, I look as if I’ve just dump a girl* ><

ANTI ~[L].[A].[L].[A]~

LALA favourite past time:-
1. go to Sungai Wang to do nothing
2. 'sing k' i.e. sing karaoke at GREEN BOX
3. go to cyber cafe to play online games and dota
4. pretending to be a Japanese
5. spending time and money in a gaming arcade

1. Sungai Wang

The main/central building for LALAs, if you want to go for LALA hunting, this is definitely the place for you. If you simply throw an open net with your eyes close, you can easily catch 10-12 LALAs at one go.. LAWLS....

Although LALAs normally can be found anywhere in Sungai Wang, most of them will normally hang out at the 6th Floor which is their paradise. Any event or celebration of any LALAs will mostly be held here.

2. GREEN BOX

the place where LALAs will invest their money, time and life so that they will think that they have a chance to join Malaysia Idol, Lala Idol, or even being a Superstar, Do you think you can sing, I want to be a Model, Miss LALA International etc.
For them, if you can sing at GreenBox, you can be a superstar like Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou and then randomly select any English word as your name such as Apple Wong, Fish Yeung, Dinosaur Lee, Alligator Tan and Durian Lim.

3. Cyber Cafes

Another LALA favourite hang out spot. Most of them will spend 23 hours in the cafe and 1 hour outside Mamak stall to eat. They return to their home once a week to bath after getting complaints from the cafe management because they smell like sweat and shit. Their favourite game are mostly O2JAM, Super Dancer Online, Ragnarok Online, LALA & AHBENG online and DoTA where they spent hours and days playing the same game and songs again and again hoping one day they might have a chance to make a career out of it XP.
How to spot a LALA in online games? its as easy as ABC. Because their favorite nick would be:
1. MeIsNoob
2.DogLikepro
3.prolikenoob
4. IarePro
5. S3|ina/h3b3 and other C-pop artists' name
a) DOTA

DOTA or better known as Defence of the Ancients is one of the most played game for a LALA. If you don't play DOTA, you're not a LALA 'enuff said. *teeheehee i don play dota so i'm no lala tats y i'm posting tis up ^^*

this is their MOST/BEST/ONLY favourite game. Because of this game, LALAs taken up English lessons to read the character's abilities. However, they only learn just enough to read simple words and not more, such as STUN, ULTI and STOP. Anything more than this will be ignored as though its not written there. For e.g. the word 'Juxtaposition' is a very extremely difficult word for them to pronounce so they will just substitute it with 'Skill 1'.
Here are more example of their translation of Dota skills and languages


Mask of Madness = 'Mek op Meknas'
Crystal Maiden = 'Kistal Mei ren'
Black King Bar = 'Bak Kim Bra'
Eyes of Skadi = 'Ice of Skai Dy'
Laguna Blade = 'Ulti'
Freezing Field = 'Ulti'

Rupture = 'Ulti'

TOP 10 MOST QUOTED LALA PHRASE while playing DOTA
10. i like u like? fast finish oooooooooo
9. mh!!!!!!!!! u mh (i think its maphack) when losing
8. noobhai (when winning)
7. tiu no teamwork (when died)
6. y u ks me? (when he did not get to kill)
5. u lose u diam diam lose
4. lose jor...we stay at fountain
3. b b b b b b b
2. y u lansi ah...ooo me lansi

1. CUM LA 1 ON 1(pissed off)

Other Hobbies.

1. Threesome On the Street (pose#1)

I don't know about this and i don't wanna get involve in any of this (bloody gay)

2. Lick My Ear Clean (pose #2)

You can use your saliva as an alternative if u run out of hair gels

3. Selling Handphones

Lala: Harlow...ni wan buy my hp ma? ^^me wan money to buy hair gel

4. Selling DVDs

Hello fren...u wan buy sum dvd ma?
Gabe: sorry, not interested

BOSS, any dvds, dvd u noe 3 star 5 star wan u noe

Gabe: not interested man, Tai Jor Lo...Seen it, sudah tengok, get lost i wanna eat

Brand new DVD9 u noe...

Gabe: i don't give a damn what dvd it is

u noe wat dvd9 is ah? nine, sembilan, jiu u noe noe?

Gabe: i said i don't give a damn whether its dvd 9 10 or 11, i download movies from the net, why would i buy from u?

coz hor i gib free toy ma..u c u c...cute hor

Gabe: get lost man, i dunwanna buy any DVDs from you, you paedo

Next LALA movie that is going to come out:-

OLd school RawKz

I got bored one day and so Me and a friend of mine (Dixon) decided to organize an outing with our old bunch of school friends whom i've not met in about 1 year. And so we headed over to mid-valley to hang. Bump into Matthais, boy oh boy i thought to myself, this dude has sure grown alot since i last saw him 6 ft plus... and we wore stripped shirts tat looked ALIKE!!! wth.... so yeah.. met up with the rest Matthais, ivy, Jowee, Dixon, Noel, KOREAN , my bro, and myself.

Jowee & ivy.

Hans *Oik korea where is African?*

Matthias (octopus, cicak, butterfingers , Freak of nature) ^^ *oh my gosh! Look!! Free make up!*

Noel(KuKu emperor , KuKu King) *Dixon do you knoe that ur a Fagot?*

Dixon * Huh??? What did you say??*

Dixon * DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FAGOT??? *

Ivy( ivy??)

Jowee (wee) ~.~

GAI GAI

Missing in Action

Gideon

Eugene

Loo

YOou know I've always value my friends, or people close to me.. To me they are my EVERYTHING. Everyone needs a friend. "What are friends for?" To me my friends are the closest thing to me than anything else in this world. A good friend is a friend that is someone special to me,someone you never lie to,can be a boy or a girl *^^*,someone that is always there,listens to you,always has input to give or to even advice me, a friend also helps you through the thick and the thin, he/she will always stand by my side,will never let you down. What would you do if you didnt have a friend? I am truly grateful to God for providing me with such good friends.

Agog over aGarbage bin???

On a Thursday morning a Kancil with a "P" crashed into my Hardy lidless dustbin and broke it into several pieces. That black dustbin had served me for a good eight years since i inherited it from the previous house owner.

THe Indian women driving the car was so distraught i didn't have the heart to tell her to replace the dustbin. So i forked out RM15 to buy a shiny new garbage bin. I was afraid that it would be stolen, so i kept it inside the compound. Only when the rubbish truck trundles along, I'd move the bin out. But it was too troublesome to move the bin in and out of the house. Besides, i didn't want to miss the truck or i would have 4 days worth of rubbish rotting in the bin.

After a couple of weeeks when the dustbin had acquired a sufficient degree of scruffiness, I decided to leave it outside the house. I thought it was safe but i was wrong. THieves aren't fooled by some dust and grime. *can you believe even a rubbish bin they wanna steal*. Well at least they know the value of things.. *Good for them claps*. I wasn't jus bidding farewell to RM15 but to the convenience of havin a proper refuse disposal system.

I felt like rushing out to the nearest hardware shop to buy another one but i knoew that it would only fall prey to those confounded crooks again.


NOw i had nowhere to throw my rubbish. Any bags left on the road will fall prey to stray dogs and cars, which will tear them up to rummage for food. The only alternative is the HEAVY BOXY rubbish bin which no dog or cat could overturn and no thief could cart away. But Chinese New Year was around the corner, and business were shuting down. Besides this type of bin costs a three digit amount. * just for a dustbin 3 digits? no way*. The mere thought of this heavy investment for a rubbish bin made my face and bowels CONSTIPATED..

SO where should i throw my rubbish without allowing the strays in the neighborhood to have a gala at my house expense? i checked out the neighbors to see what they're using. Most of them owned the expensive boxy bin but one of them used a different system; a TREE. He had hammered 2 big nails into the tree outside his house for hinging his rubbish as if it was some sort of Decor.

What a splendid idea. The tree outside my house has 2 short protruding branches i could see. ALtough there were at an awkward angle and made the bags appear as though they were reclining, it doesnt matter. WHen you're desperate, appearances don't count for much.

Sometimes i run out of space on the tree, and lets face it: cats can climb trees and get into the bags. I had a brainwave. There was a cracked pail in my bathroom which i could use as a bin. A thought that said "no one would wanna steal this Pathetic bucket covered with old asbestos sheet. It worked wonderfully for a day or two at least. the forst time i put it out, the rubbish collector cleared the bags from my pail.


The next 2 times when the rubbish truck came along, the collector missed it. Perhaps he though all the garbage was hanging on the TREE and her didn't bother to check out the BRIGHT BLUE pail at a corner outside the gate. *he was indian*.
SO i moved the pail in front of the rubbish disposal tree so that it wouldn't be missed AGAIN!!They didn't overlokk it tis time. But instead they carted away EVERYTHING, including my pail!! BOOOO-HOOOO.... , there goes my rubbish BIN!!!! wHHheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I"M READY TO TEAR OUT MY HAIR AND THROW ALL THE RUBBISH ON THE ROAD!!!!

It looks like i haev no choice but to fork out a couples of hundred RIGGIT for a HEAVY-DUTY garbage bin. When you have crooks, scavenging animals and DIM-WITTED refuse collectors conspiring against you, there's really no other choice.. =.=

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Speedtest

UNCLE'S 48th Birthday

Went to 1Utama for Dinner Friday night with my Long Lost UNC and Family. Haven't seen Unc John for quite some time and his son Edward. Damn did i tell ya'll how much i actually miss my couz?? Haven seen him in like 9 yrs man!! SO anyways he had "SHOGUN" for dinner; buffet style. We had a time of our lives. Eating non stop. Edward is my Closest couz as we are of same age and we do click real easily.. so yeah. After dinner we went SHOPPING!!!

*birthday BOY*

*brothers and sisters* mommy told a lame joke. apparently only her brother got it and they were the only ones laughing... LOL

mommy looks a little cheeky here .. *i wonder*

something tells me that something weird is going to happen.. *whats with the hands mom ?*

I KNEW IT!! Mom had something hiding in her hands all the while.. It was a jelly.. UNCLE JOHN: " WHOAH OKAY~ now that's really really very Random of my sister." *stunned*

2 min later

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that was REALLY RANDOM!!

My dad was LOST!! WHy is he giving me that look???

aunt wendy

IN- laws

Ladies....

mua younger bro

*SNAIL SNAIL*

"Snails?? EAt??" *hmmmm*

"Let's try the eel first"

SHOPPIN

*It runs in the CHAn Family*( camwhore)

*Don't we just look alike ?*

He just got back from NS (national service)

*Rockers wannabe*

*we tried to be "Lala"*

M.P.H

And that was the end of our SHoppin. So we went to MPH to search and see what kinda books would catch our eyes. Guess what i found ??

*DAMe* what a coincidence!! But i still think i do look a little better than Him....

and right after that my couz picked up a little booklet like book.. and if u were to ask me i'd say its a big coincidence.

*Justin?*